Chuck Norris

For those who are in the know,
Chuck Norris is in the snow.
Red Bull is made of his Pee,
And roundhouses kicks are for free.

Its Chuck’s way at Burger King,
They serve him Big Macs as if nothing.
Of course the rug in his room,
Is alive and afraid to move.

But with Chuck the best new is,
Corona Virus is in thrall.
He was exposed and now we know,
The Corona Virus is extinct.