Funny Losing Weight

All my life,

I've been extra-large, plus. I'm known as a very large fellow. I would easily pass as a school district bus
If somebody painted me yellow."No secret to losing weight," I've been told. "Just cut the fat from your diet." "Get up and about even if it's cold." Once again, I decided to try it. But jogging was something senseless to me, and riding a bike seemed insane.
Joining a gym involved a large fee, and lifting weights was a pain. So for exercise, I choose horseback riding. It's fun and easier than it sounds. It's a very effective form of dieting cause my horse lost forty pounds. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit.
 Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog. Someone should open an ice cream shop with flavors like “Don’t be sad”

I would complete my words with you, but I got hungry.