Easy Living!

I crashed my PC today,
Right through the window, AWAY!
Now it can't crash on me anymore.
Easy living!

The dog barked as the thing flew,
It was real fun, I tell you!
That PC's always been an eyesore.
Easy living!

I dropped an iPhone out next,
Don't bother sending a text,
I'm no longer logged on like some bore!
Easy living!

I've cast off digital chains,
Now I'll just use my own brains,
I feel no limitations, no more!
Easy living!

My face shows no more wrinkles
I'll eat cupcakes with sprinkles,
And stop caring about all the chores.
Easy living!

From here on out I'll have fun,
Go outside, jump and run!
I feel more free than ever before!

Now it's easy living, forevermore!