The Cat

The cat marched across the yard and bounced up the stairs to the front door. It proceeded to scratch the door and meow incessantly until, after a few minutes, the front door opened, and the cat chirped as it darted inside.

The cat went over to its food dish and chowed down for several minutes, gulping down great swathes of food. After it was finished eating, it licked its chops for several seconds, then trotted back over to the front door and recommenced meowing.