Manchild's Last Day of Freedom

You wake up in the morning, it's July 27th. You're done having sex with your mom that day. Everything's fine and dandy as Sonichu and his friends congratulate you as another successful G-spot stimulation day. After a while, you talk with your friend Joshua Moon who was chosen by the CWC Council as the TRUE & HONEST defender of CWCville, telling him that the good vibrations and vibes have been blessing your life lately. Josh feels happy, he sees you're showing what he wants to see in you... even if you're not. And he doesn't have to know that... does he? Later in the day, you get a call from a TRUE & HONEST fan of yours... one that wants to know more about you.
Great, an interview. So you tell them everything they're asking for and arranging for you, and you let the little detail about your boyfriend free girl slip. They ask you more about it, and since the goddesses are saying they're good people well, who else to trust but them right? You in good faith tell them that your mother is your boyfriend free girl, and the one that's giving you china. After that call, you feel very happy and satisfied that you could tell that to someone, and that someone was satisfied to hear your greatness. They text you, and you continue to tell them the tale through text. After that, you enjoy your day with legos and go to bed.

Two to three days pass... you wake up blissfully, to check the internet first. You see that you're globally trending, and a smile undoubtedly forms on your face. It's the confirmation you were waiting for. For people to finally recognize how amazing you are. But then the world around you darkens. The goddesses frown upon you, and the vibrations and magical spirits only sour and get negative when you see why you're trending. You're trending because those TRUE & HONEST fans have revealed to the world your actions, and at first you are confused. You're pleasing your own mother and doing what MISTER C ROBERTCHU couldn't. So, why would they be upset? You see them calling it rape, and you've heard that word before. You think it's a buzzword, like calling someone racist, yet you know deep down you can't defend yourself from this. So instead, you let your tranny friends do the twitter fighting for you and go in recluse.
One of your few friends contacts you about this, and you preach to him the word of Godbear and the vibrations. He demands a straight answer, and you give it to him making him swear to his HONESTY that he will not screen cap the reply.
However, he betrays your dimension. He screen caps it.

The farms are active, and talking about you. You're scared because those dang dirty trolls are at it again. Your only best friend Joshua Moon contacts you further about this, and you try to give him the magical words, yet he doesn't budge. You give him straight answers, and out of the goodness of his heartchu, he will help you. Jerkops arrive on your door and take you away from your boyfriend free girl, putting an order called "EPO" that you don't exactly understand... yet you also don't care to understand. You need some method of survival. What would the CPUs do in this situation? What would you, in this dimension, do so the balance of the universe stays steady before the dimensional merge? You think, and quickly realize your boyfriend free girl has more money than you. Considering Joshua is helping you, it should be fine to take some and re-send it once Joshua sends you that GoFundMe money, right?

Joshua then decides to confront you about this, even though this is the blessing that came upon you. He is acting irrational, with bad vibrations and aura like the trolls... he blocks you afterward. He's probably delusional, or being possessed by blackchu. This doesn't matter to you for the time being, so you go to the mall to keep those good vibes and magical auras flowing steady. However, you see more eyes glance upon you as you're there. More people talking about you. Your paranoia seeps in, so you decide to get in your car and drive away as far as possible without wasting much gas, and you find an inn. Another blessing. You pay as much money as you can for the inn to help you take a spot of shelter before turning in for the night...

The next day, you hear a pounding on your door. You wake up groggily and say "Dammit, I swear to Emmanuelle, if this is another prank-ordered pizza..." Just as you start to get out of bed, the door gets kicked open and a gang of Jerkops come storming into your hotel room shouting, "SHERIFF'S OFFICE, GET ON THE GROUND NOW!" This started to make your blood boil. You are an almighty and powerful Goddess! How dare these Jerkops raid your sanctuary! You are so powerful that you could smite all of these Jerkops within a blink of an eye.
However, being a peaceful Goddess that you are, you decided to comply and give in to these brutes. Just as you begin to comply, one of them slams you into the shit and jizz stained carpet and slaps cuffs on your hands as he shouts, "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST YOU SICK FREAK!"

They then begin to take you out of the motel room and as you look outside, you are baffled at what you see. As far as your eyes can see, a large group of trolls from all walks of life have surrounded the motel, screaming and hollering as you are taken out of your room. Some of them even started to shout, "JUUULLLLAAAAAYYYY!" as you walk out in cuffs. Being a kind and understanding Goddess that you are, you paid these fools no mind as you continue the walk of shame with the Jerkops. As you approach the cruisers, one of the Jerkops begins to read you your Miranda Rights as you are taken behind a cop car. They then begin to ask you questions, and instead of answering them, you blabbed about the Dimensional Merge and your imaginary husbands and wives, which causes them to give each other strange looks before they shrug their shoulders. As you are put into the back of a cop car, a troll shouts, "TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER OFFICER!" And then all goes silent as the cruiser door is slammed shut. As the Jerkops start the ignition and begin to drive away, you look back at the motel and see it begin to vanish from view as streams of tears start to run down your face. It was at this point that you realized that it would be a very, very, VERY long time before you could see the outside world again...

You spend the next several days in jail, sleeping on your cot, as your soul wanders out of your body and into C-197. You have a meeting with your imaginary husbands and wives and PLEAD with them to please COME AND RESCUE YOU! Unfortunately, because of dimension 1218's reality limits and shit, they can do naught but sit by and watch as you go through all of this pain and torment. Before you could plead with them again, you are rudely woken up by a Jerkop who says, "It's time Mrs. Chandler." "Time? Time for what?" "Time for your Arraignment..."
You are then taken down a long hallway and into a courtroom where you see this dork in a fancy suit. He introduces himself as David Heilberg and he would be your Public Defender. You cringe as this guy reminds you of the Manajerk, Michael Snyder. That's just great, at a time like this, you are represented by a GODDAMN, GREEDY...HEILBERG!

You are then told to rise as the Judge is now coming into the courtroom. You look over the judge and...wait a minute...is that Miyamoto? MIYAMOTO FROM NINTENDO?!? ZOMG, HOLY SHIT, IT'S MIYAMOTO-SAN FROM NINTENDO! Who knew that someone who works on video games at Nintendo would be presiding over your very case?!? After you get over the shock, you all get seated. The court proceedings begin with the attorneys talking about how on the day of your arrest, trolls were surrounding the motel and were live-streaming your arrest. You interrupted them by happily shouting, "I'M FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET!" Your attorney then kindly tells you to shut it unless you are spoken to. What a jerk! He is supposed to be DEFENDING you, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! After a while, Judge Miyamoto-San begins to ask you questions in regards to your bond. Instead of answering his questions, you make a plea to please let you go home and get your toys and PS4 for you to play with while in jail. The judge immediately denies this request and asks the questions again. You make another plea and he denies it again. Who knew that Miyamoto-San was such a jerk?!? His video games may kick ass, but boy he sure is being a royal asshole right now! He then states that because of your so called "outbursts" throughout the court proceedings, you are deemed a danger to society and will be held without bond and your next court day is midway in September. HOW DARE HE!?! You may be a Goddess, BUT YOU ARE SO HARMLESS, YOU COULDN'T HURT A FLY! You only lash out if you are being provoked...which is what is happening RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!!
Before you could do much else, your attorney asks the judge to please have you undergo some evaluations. At this point, you had enough and start stamping your feet while shouting, demanding you go home and get your stuff IMMEDIATELY!!! A couple of Jerkops then apprehend you and try to take you out of the courtroom. At this point, you try with all your might, but a magic spell or something magical within these walls is keeping you from summoning your Goddess powers and showing these assholes WHO'S BOSS...phooey...

You are then chucked back into your cell and as soon as the cell door slams shut, you curl up in your corner and begin to cry...begging to the Gods to PLEASE initiate a Dimensional Merge...now now now NOW NOW NOW!!!