Korean December Weather

Korean December Weather – Brought to You By Global Warming, Inc


A relatively mild December day
More like November than December
Due to Climate warming?

Korea used to have a predictable weather pattern
The winter would start late November, eartly December
By the end of the year,

It would be snowing every other day
Accumulating in the mountains
But not too much in the cities.

A clear pattern three days cold
Four days warm
Cold but not too cold yet.

That would happen
In January through March,
When cold air would flow down
From Siberian and Manchuria
Covering the land,

With bone-chilling cold
That would not let up
Until mid-March
When the cold
Would begin to end.

Except in the mountains
When it would linger until May,
And Korea is a land of mountains
70 percent mountains.

Most under 5,000 American feet
A few a bit higher
Many more hills than mountains
Whatever that means.

Climate Warming Inc Press release

Due to our efforts
The traditional severely cold Korean has ended
Winter now will be just January and February
Summer will start in May,
End in September.
October through December
Will be mild.

Thanks to our efforts
You should be glad
We are giving you
A longer fall
And shorter winter.

The summers unfortunately
It will be a bit hotter
Nothing we can do about that
Hope you can afford
More Air conditioning.

Thanks
The Climate Warming Corp Inc