Just another night at the Cosmos Club

"Blame it on the moon."

That is what Sam Adams said
To the police
After they picked him up
Leading a pack of rabid “farang”
Men and woman
Running naked down the street.

They had met in front
of the infamous Cosmos bar
In notorious Bangkok
At o dark hundred.

They were heading to the riverbank
When the police arrested them,
For disturbing the peace.

They were all totally incoherent
Just staring at the blood-red
Full moon overlooking
the “Chao Phraya “ river.


Looking like escaped banshees
Howling at the lunatic lights
Of the full super blue moon.

The cops laughed
Saying on full moon nights
They had a lot of such incidents
And they always,

‘Blame it on the moon."