Cat and Dog People for Writer's Cramp |
Cat and Dog People 32 The world is so divided These days Between the cat people And the dog people. Few have both President Bush, Clinton, and Obama Had presidential cats and dogs Trump infamously did not either. As a cat person, I think cats Are strange creatures Aloof, alien creatures Cats take care of themselves. Cats are superior mouse catchers Love to hunt and kill for pleasure Like some human beings. If humanity were to encounter An alien cat civilization There would be instant war As cats and humans Would just not get each other And the cats would demand The earth people bow down In the worship of their superiority. Dogs on the other hand Are similar to humans They are best friends Serving as a therapy pet {/b}service dog, and guard dog When we meet our canine civilization Humans and dogs Would get along Kindred species in a way Write a story or poem about a cat versus dog lover's argument on why their pet is the perfect pet. What makes that so and why? Who wins? Include the following words in bold therapy pet service dog mouse catcher guard dog cats take care of themselves. |