Golden Retriever Potty

Romeo awoke from his nap and looked up sleepily. His owner Sianna was there, shaking him. She said “Up, sleepy boy. Time to go to the park!” At the word “park” Romeo bounded out of bed, and ran to the door. Sianna laughed, and said “That’s my boy!” The retriever wondered if his friend Emma would be there. He barked excitedly, as the duo went to the bottom floor. Sianna said “Let me pee and we will go.” Romeo watched and listened as she closed the door, and he walked up to it. He heard a slight hissing and splashing, and noticed his own bowels calling. He could hold it til he got there though. Romeo drank some water, knowing he would be dehydrated at the park. Sianna got out of the bathroom and said “Ready?” He barked, and turned to the door. Romeo stood still as his owner clipped on the leash, and together the two walked out. In the car, Romeo watched all the sights, and didn’t notice his need to relieve himself getting significantly worse. When the car stopped at the dog park and the door opened, the retriever leapt out, and walked in. He looked around, and to his excitement saw his female dalmatian friend. As the gate opened, his urge to go came back even more. But now he was inside the park and Emma came running up. He could no longer ignore the signals from his bladder and bowels, and walked with the dalmatian. He woofed softly “I need to go potty. Can you leave me alone for a bit?” Emma said “Well you are in luck. I need to pee as well. What do you need to do?” The golden retriever answered “I need to poop and pee really badly.” Emma said “follow me.” The dalmatian bounded away towards the rear of the park, followed quickly by the golden. The two canines arrived at a bush, with a hole under it. Emma said “May I go first?” The retriever nodded, and started to walk away, before being stopped by the dalmatian. She said “We are friends, I don’t mind if you watch. In fact, I’d like it.” The spotted dog turned back to the foliage, and walked into it. The golden retriever followed cautiously. Romeo looked on, as Emma squatted over the hole, and with a glance in his direction, began her stream. She sighed as the pee flowed, hitting the dirt with a soft pattering sound. She urinated for 2 whole minutes, with the golden retriever getting more desperate the entire way. Emma got up, looked towards the now extremely desperate golden and nodded towards the hole. With an audible sigh of relief, Romeo darted towards it. He stopped, squatted, looked to make sure his paws were securely on the ground, and let it go. He sighed as the urine flowed. For 3 minutes he peed, and when that stopped he focused on #2. He strained, and several logs came out. He pushed harder, and more feces slowly emerged. After 4 minutes of pooping, it stopped as well. He got up, shook his coat, and looked over to see Emma giggling. Romeo said “what’s so funny?” Emma said “You’re just so cute while pooping. Your penis is small, but the amount of urine it discharged was incredible. That’s all.” Romeo blushed, and said shyly “thank you. Let’s head out.” The two dogs ran back into the open, and began to play