Misc Newsfeed Contests

Challenge: Poem, max 15 lines, picture of dog. April 6

It's YOU I'm looking at, pal.
I'll stare you out, you'll see.
I damn well know it's dinner time
SO HURRY UP - FEED ME!

You see those nice new slippers?
The ones you bought today?
If you still want them in one piece
THEN GET MY DINNER TRAY!

I'm really not aggressive.
Not me, not good old Bruce.
If you don't get your ass in gear
YOU'LL SEE ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!

About time.
Get lost.
Can't you see I'm eating?



Challenge: Write a little 5 sentence poem about a Purple Princess! April 12


Princess Leia sat down in the chair,
for Raymondo to highlight her hair,
but the silly old tart¹
was as pissed as a fart²
and sloshed purple dye everywhere


1 London slang: potentially gay
2 London slang: somewhat inebriated




Challenge: Write a sentence using all 26 letters. September 27

The fat, prolix quantity surveyor majestically waddled backwards up the ziggurat.

Zbignew's excitable yodelling ofttimes invoked jaundiced questions regarding his parentage.

Quentin's flagrant peccadilloes saw his visa withdrawn by Jamaica, Kiribati, Mexico and Zanzibar.

Malevolent flatulent warthogs expel vast quantities of ozone-eating hydrocarbons while oinking joyfully.