Fat Man Sleeping On A Bed Of Lies

Fat man sleeping on a bed of lies.
And each of them his own.
Can't get thin, even if he tries.
He's doomed to be alone.

Decides one day to have a try,
Some weight he thinks he'll lose.
Because he fears that he might die,
And life he wants to choose.

Joins a club and then he joins a gym.
The calories he must watch.
He's quite determined. He won't give in.
His trainer is top notch.

Meets a girl and he thinks “At last!”
Her heart he hope to win.
She's quite big, but she's loosing fast.
They're racing to get thin.

Happy man sleeping with his wife.
And both of them are slim.
Being fat's all behind them now.
Their new life can begin.