Misc Newsfeed Fluff

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An iterative haiku (April 8)

You could try nesting
  as one ends another starts
    continuing on
      forever moving forward
        growing, expanding
          I think I've made my point now
             how do I stop this?
              someone call an editor!
                it's out of control!
                  where's the emergency stop?
                    you can never find
                      a big red "power off" button
                        when you most need one
                          I blame this damn government
                        I think it's slowing
                      yep, it's running out of steam
                    Thank heavens for that
                  I think I've got a nose bleed
                someone's getting sued
              wait till I see my lawyer!
            I don't need this crap
          this is supposed to be fun!
        uh-oh, that's just great
      now I need to change my shorts
    anyway, good luck
  maybe you should just stick with
a 5-7-5