my take on the Roses are Red classic... just a little twisted... |
Red Roses on the High Mountain of High School Love Roses are red, Violets are blue. My roses are dead, I hate remembering you... I had done up my tresses In an elaborate up-do! Hairsprayed to invite caresses, But all to impress you. I showered and primped, That night of the dance. YOUR hair was unkempt, Pimples left to chance. You picked me up late, There were roses in hand. I took the bait, I just couldn't stand To assert my pride, Even though you were 'cool'. Stacey told me you lied, Used her like a tool. So we got in your Ford, Mirrors duct-taped on, A band played I adored- Ah, sweet radio song! I thought we looked sweet, Our Doc Martens together, Yours were scuffed - mine were neat, And your laces were severed. We got to the gym, I tried to touch your clothes, You almost ripped off my neck- You parked my head under your nose, My forehead you pecked. We danced a short while, Then you had to take a leak. No trust, so I followed. Your credibility reaked. Big shocker, I found you, Joint half down your throat. And that's when I knew The whole night was a joke. Those roses were red Cause you were after a rush. And you liked to sniff my head Fumes of hairspray stuff! That's right, I know it, You got high off my hair, And you and your roses can stuff it in your smelly old boots - I don't even care! |