man in shorts

At the beach eating
Eating a peach
There was a man
Trying to get a tan
His shorts were short
And he was drinking port
As he lay in the sun
He ate a cream bun
He was very hairy
It was mighty scary
He took of his shorts made of hide
Only to reveal something scary and hairy inside
As a woman walked past
With a nice arse
He heard her say
‘Put that repugnant thing away’
He refused to do so
And before he knew it there was a hoe named moe
He was turned on by this male hooker
As he was quite a looker
His little snake rose to great heights
Enough to give anyone a fright
What will the hoe do??
Wait ‘till man not I shorts part 2’

Man not in shorts part 2
The hooker said it was too small
To do anything with it at all
This lowered his pecker
Which was named ‘beaker’
He said with disappointment
‘I was already with my ointment’
Moe said ‘sorry but no’
‘That thing is smaller than my toe’
‘Its ok don’t be sad’ said moe
‘I know another hoe named Joe'
‘Whose snake is so small people think it is a fake’
With a quick phone call
Joe arrived with his snake named Paul and a hokey ball
‘What’s the ball for’ asked the man
‘Well’ said Joe ‘its my biggest fan’
Finally they did the deed
The man had been waiting for
Then Joe left leaving him on the seashore
The poor man burst into tears
That had been the best time in all his years
He had fallen deeply in love with Joe
Did he love him back??
Will we ever know??
Well I guess you’ll just have to wait a see
In ‘man kind-of in shorts part 3’

Man kind-of in shorts part 3
He went to the lake
With his small snake
To look for Joe the hoe
He was in luck
He was there having a fuck
With a guy
Eating a pie
He didn’t care Joe was cheating on him
That was his job no matter how grim
‘Hello hello hello Joe’
And just to make convosation he said
‘Where’s moe??’
‘Poor poor me he is now dead’
Joe went back to doing his job
Caressing another guys knob
He was annoyed Joe wasn’t paying attention to him
So he ditched him and went for a swim
He took of his shorts right down to his ankles
Joe suddenly got up and gave him a spankles
The man screamed with delight
That was a pleasant fright
The client exclaimed
‘Oh what woe’
‘There goes my hoe, Joe and I cant call upon moe
So I’ll make my own hoe out of playdough’
Joe and the man were left alone
Until there was a ring from Joe’s cell phone
It was another custumer wanting a screw
So Joe ran off exclaiming I think his name is drew
The man was distraught
Then he had another thought
It was Joe he’d stalk
He’d even copy his walk
Would he ever find Joe his whore??
You will have to find out in ‘man in pants because he lost his shorts part 4’

Man in pants because he lost his shorts part 4
After a while he found Joe lying on the ground
He was slightly dark
But he spotted drew at the other end of the park
‘OMG you killed him’ the man yelled at drew
‘No no he’s just tired from our brilliant screw’
‘If you don’t back off I’ll have to kill you’
‘As if’ scoffed drew
So they had a fight over Joe the hoe
The man won leaving drew to go to hell with moe
Now all he had to do was revive Joe
It was a tough life being a hoe
Joe jumped up ‘ man that was a good screw,
I really like that drew’
The man was angry
Joe liked drew better than he
Then Joe discovered he had no clothes
So he went to the mall to buy some of those
So Joe went to the shopping mall
The man followed his snake standing tall
Will it be ok??
Will together the jive??
Find out in ‘man In flash new pants he got from the mall because his old ones got ripped in the fight part 5’