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A humourous list I wrote for one of my msn groups I am in just for kicks.
Its funny what a person can come up with. Share one of your wacky ideas in which you think would be a great way to torture someone.
 
Here are my own top 10:
 
10) Pull out their hair, strand by strand or go crazy and just tug and pull.
 
9) Pull out their fingernails and toenails one by one with a rusted pair of tweesers.
 
8) Rub their skin with sandpaper and then soak them in lemon juice.
 
7) Throw a bowling ball at their most sensitive spot or at their feet, either is fine.
 
6) Throw some very sharp darts at their ass, the tips being coated with acid.
 
5) Lay them down in a bed of starving ants naked and covered in meat juice.
 
4) Hold them in place and keep their eyes open and poke at them with a needle.
 
3) Use a very sharp knife and slowly peel off each layer of skin.
 
2) Cover them in blood and toss their ass into a shark infested water.
 
1) Tie them to a rope overhanging a tank of piranas & slowly start cutting the rope.

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 06-25-04 @ 10:46am
: Use them as a speed bumb.

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 08-04-04 @ 5:25pm
: Throw them in front of a passing car and then run them over again and again with your own car.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:19am
: Strip them naked and place them in a public area, tied to a lamp post.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:20am
: Make them eat their own hair, pubic and all.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:21am
: Make them eat butter straight from the container.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:21am
: Water torcher... bloat and punch.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:22am
: Make them watch Barney, Teletubbies, and every other annoying children show.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:23am
: Cheat with their boy or girl friend.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-12-04 @ 12:24am
: Kill their pet and stuff it.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-13-04 @ 1:11am
: Send them to be a guest on the Jerry Springer Show!

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-13-04 @ 1:12am
: Dail up internet access.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-13-04 @ 1:12am
: Dail up internet access.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-13-04 @ 1:13am
: Liquid Oxygen being poured on their feet. That stuff is -300*C!

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-27-04 @ 8:29pm
: Make them go swimming in a highly chorlined pool.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-27-04 @ 8:30pm
: Feed them to 500 pounds and return them to their home to let them discouver how vain their family and friends are.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-27-04 @ 8:30pm
: Pull out each tooth with a hammer and nail.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-27-04 @ 8:31pm
: Show them this list and ask them to pick the one they want the most.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 08-27-04 @ 8:32pm
: Tie them to a bed and have a tap drip ever so slightly.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 09-30-04 @ 4:06pm
: Make them preform sexual acts to sharp inanimate objects.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-04 @ 12:17am
: Throw them off a 10 foot drop in a striaght jacket.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-04 @ 12:18am
: Run a knife or fork against a glass surface, creates the same noise as nails on a chalkboard.

: shypuppie Author IconMail Icon
: 10-10-04 @ 11:38pm
: let them have my six kids for a day

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 10-17-04 @ 3:29am
: Two Words: Meat Grinder.

: Penemue Author IconMail Icon
: 10-19-04 @ 2:18pm
: No matter how creative one gets, there is no more effective form of torture than the application of electricity, except psychologically. On that: follow a person at a discrete distance and murder everyone that he talks to- family, friends, passersby.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 10-24-04 @ 1:41am
: Make them sleep on a bed on nails.

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 01-26-05 @ 10:26am
: numb them senseless and then proceed to operate on whatever part of their body with a butter knife

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-05 @ 5:04pm
: Give them a bath in a tub full of leaches.

: HolyKnightHamster Author IconMail Icon
: 01-31-05 @ 5:38pm
: Talk to them in imspeak "D00D WTF! 1M S0 F*KNG 7OR7URURURING J00 LOLOLOL"

: HolyKnightHamster Author IconMail Icon
: 01-31-05 @ 5:45pm
: let them write personal soul-wrenching work that they honestly pour their heart into, then edit the sht out of it, ripping it apart, ridiculing the smallest mistakes and stomping the life out. Which reminds me, I wonder what newbies have joined today?

: HolyKnightHamster Author IconMail Icon
: 01-31-05 @ 5:50pm
: Make them read poetry... I hate it so much. Poetry is the worst thing ever written!!! Unfortunately, I also write poem, I can't stop doing them. The words just come out, sometimes I doubt, if I can love, my soul flies like a dove.

: HolyKnightHamster Author IconMail Icon
: 01-31-05 @ 8:25pm
: Convince them that there is no God and then show them God exists.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 02-02-05 @ 7:12pm
: Get their "Friends" to say what they really think about them.

: Invasion of the Insanity Author IconMail Icon
: 06-03-05 @ 10:58am
: HEEL THEM WITH YOUR STILETTO!

: deemac Author IconMail Icon
: 06-03-05 @ 11:27am
: Tie them to a chair and force them to watch non-stop Kevin Costner movies.

: Invasion of the Insanity Author IconMail Icon
: 06-03-05 @ 1:00pm
: OT: Make that Gilbert Godfrey, Deemac!

: finnley Author IconMail Icon
: 06-12-05 @ 11:44am
: Make them a parent, forget that, make them an nanny. (Being made a parent is an highly enjoyable pastime)

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 06-16-05 @ 8:30pm
: Stay on the computer when others want on

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 06-18-05 @ 9:22pm
: make him eat glass, rubber, and other non eatable items that have been covered with dog shit

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 06-18-05 @ 9:23pm
: tap earphones to their ears and then crank up the volume and play really awful music

: Destino writing professionally Author IconMail Icon
: 06-21-05 @ 11:30am
: Make them into a mock piniata then get all their exes to beat them with a club that's covered in glass, blood, and vomit.

: Destino writing professionally Author IconMail Icon
: 06-21-05 @ 11:31am
: Put their old naked baby pictures on the internet.

: Destino writing professionally Author IconMail Icon
: 06-21-05 @ 11:33am
: Attach them to a dart board and throw sharpened, rusty razors at them.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 06-25-05 @ 4:06am
: Don't use condoms or lube when you have sex with them.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 06-27-05 @ 7:35pm
: Put them on Jerry Springer!

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 07-26-05 @ 7:57pm
: put laxitives on their food so they will be in the bathroom for over a week...

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 08-19-05 @ 7:21pm
: leave them in a abandoned neighborhood and tell the gang there that he is rich

: Take apart your head Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-05 @ 11:35pm
: cut off his hands, and make him heat them...(use the blood he loses as scauce)

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 10-13-05 @ 2:38am
: Rip off thier nipples.

: Theday Author IconMail Icon
: 02-10-06 @ 5:04am
: Record their best friends and family saying nasty things about them and have it looped and cage the person in a room.

: Bic Banana Author IconMail Icon
: 11-29-06 @ 5:52pm
: Put hot coals on, or in, any spot that is sensitive ( privates, armpits, buttcrack, mouth, hands, ect.) and binf it to them, replacing as cools.

: Bic Banana Author IconMail Icon
: 11-30-06 @ 3:52pm
: Stuff tacos up their nostrils.

: A Preston Rover Author IconMail Icon
: 12-11-06 @ 6:49am
: Tie the victim up, force them to drink huge amounts of coke and then don't let them go to the toilet.

: catty Author IconMail Icon
: 04-07-07 @ 9:40pm
: force them to sit nakad in a vat filled with Habanero chilies and water

: Morgana Author IconMail Icon
: 04-10-07 @ 1:23pm
: Wrap them tightly in strips of wet leather. Set them in the Nevada desert around 9 AM in July. Let sit all day.

: ace119 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-10-07 @ 2:54pm
: make them watch 10 hours of scary movies and dont let them go to the bathroom.they will pee them selves dry

: ace119 Author IconMail Icon
: 04-10-07 @ 2:59pm
: put them in a room filled with wild crazy man eating monkeys. its a beast idea

: AsclepiusJulz Author IconMail Icon
: 04-10-07 @ 3:45pm
: Force them to drink cola thru their nose via a mode of sniffing.

: zephermakingchanges Author IconMail Icon
: 09-29-07 @ 2:23pm
: Lock them in a room with Britney Spears music playing loud enough to rattle the walls.

: Kuku - Peaceful in Ramadan Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-09 @ 4:37pm
: Tie them in a that blood test chair and suck all their blood out....very slowly...

: Kuku - Peaceful in Ramadan Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-09 @ 4:41pm
: File their teeth away...with the old-fashioned tooth file, not the electric one.

: Kuku - Peaceful in Ramadan Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-09 @ 4:43pm
: pop all the taste buds on their tongue

: Kuku - Peaceful in Ramadan Author IconMail Icon
: 03-06-09 @ 2:02pm
: gently squeeze a shiny line of super glue on the inner rims of their eyes while they're sleeping to glue their eyelids shut.

: Dan Guest Author IconMail Icon
: 11-26-09 @ 7:28pm
: Put them in a pitch-black room and make them wait for their worst fear to come out of the dark.

: Dan Guest Author IconMail Icon
: 11-26-09 @ 7:47pm
: Drill through each of their teeth, with a ten minute break between each one, during which hundreds of hungry, poisonous spiders will crawl on them and bite them. Then repeatedly stab their exposed gums with a screwdriver. Pour acid on the spider bites.

: MoonStarDutchess Author IconMail Icon
: 11-26-09 @ 10:22pm
: Tie them to a bed of nails, cover them with honey, send in bees, and make them watch High School Musical while a mix of the scents of sewage and sauerkraut drift into the room.

: BIG BAD WOLF is Howling Author IconMail Icon
: 12-02-10 @ 11:51am
: Make them listen to me sing. (The guys at Guantanamo said that it was MORE crule and inhuman than even waterboarding.)

: Littlepup Author IconMail Icon
: 04-09-11 @ 11:42am
: Viciously rape them in public and then tie them by a newspaper stand.

: Ida_Matilda_Wright Help Author IconMail Icon
: 05-04-11 @ 11:00pm
: TTT... Tie him, poke Tacks him, Toss him down a hill

: Darkwriter Author IconMail Icon
: 02-18-12 @ 10:56pm
: Sing anything that has to do with little kids shows. I mean aren't those songs torture enough?

: van_maniac Author IconMail Icon
: 03-10-12 @ 4:45pm
: Make them eat live insects and drink human or dog pee...

: KingArpod Author IconMail Icon
: 04-24-12 @ 2:00pm
: make them watch "Jon Carter of Mars" keeping their eyes open with toothpicks

: Dude Author IconMail Icon
: 09-28-12 @ 12:26pm
: Cover their mouth with a soaking wet rag and make them inhale. Repeat until they break.

: glaedr Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-13 @ 4:22pm
: The old method: Tie their four limbs to four trees, and then chop each of the trees down in a different direction!

: glaedr Author IconMail Icon
: 01-30-13 @ 4:26pm
: Put them in a cage filled with at least 30 9 week old Jack Russell Terrier puppies. Those teeth can kill!

: glaedr Author IconMail Icon
: 02-12-13 @ 10:13am
: Why hurt others for one person's faults? Just beat the heck out of them, not the ones they love!

: glaedr Author IconMail Icon
: 04-02-13 @ 10:26am
: Give them a root canal while they are awake! (Dentists, don't get any ideas about this one!!!)

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