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Halloween Punkin Dunkin There was a Dink named Dunkin dressed like a Halloween pumpkin he ran through Dinkerville and shrilled a great shrill, "A scary monster's a comin'!" "Oh...you Silly Dink Dunkin cute little red-headed punkin you're only in fright it's Halloween night so really no monster is comin'." "I tell you I truly saw somethin' and...it just wasn't nothin' it's big and it's scary, ugly and hairy so that's why I'm a runnin'!" "But surely you must be a funnin' about why you are so runnin' for we've never seen that such a thing which you say is now comin'." "It's true, it's true," cried Dunkin the frightened, frightened pumpkin "Soon you will see ‘cause it's after me," stated the poor little bumpkin "A scary monster's a comin' so I'll just keep my feet runnin'." And to their surprise these were no lies for now the town heard some rumblin'! So maybe this wasn't nothin' that came from their little Dunkin for as he sped past they spied at last the monster that caused such a fussin'! Up the street it came tumblin' just runnin' and runnin' and runnin' why it's only a ‘Frath' done with it's bath lookin' to eat dinner pumpkin! The Dinks laughed, "Oh silly Dunkin why did you dress like a pumpkin? For the ‘Frath' wants to eat HIS Halloween treat and that's why you are now runnin'!" "Take off that suit naughty Dunkin naughty red-headed punkin it's not nice in the least to tease the poor beast that's why your feet are a pumpin'!" So quickly he took off his pumpkin then he could stop his fast runnin' The ‘Frath' went on home and left him alone now no scary monster's a comin'! |