Dieting With Rabbit Food

Dieting with Rabbit Food

Perfect figure, petite bum,
Yet all those foods that make me go yum,
Washboard stomach, well-toned thighs,
I’m craving for chocolate my oh my!
Walking to the fridge is my exercise,
I’m never gonna drop a clothes size.
Slimfast milkshake, rabbit food,
It makes me depressed and puts me in a mood,
Chocolate gateau, fresh cream cakes,
I want them so much my stomach aches!
Flabby belly, chubby cheeks,
All this frustration could go on for weeks,
Fatty elbows, chunky legs,
“Give me proper food,” my stomach begs,
If only I could stop thinking about my tum,
All those calories would fall right off my bum!