Affair-ism

Life is so much better
when no one's wearing pants
You can keep on your sweater
for this little dance

I won't think you're easy
if you take off your pants
and I know it sounds cheesy,
but I thought I'd take a chance

So let down your slacks
and put on a smile
put your hands on my back
and lets go that extra mile

It's a good thing we're married
other wise you'd think I was a whore
I'm glad our interests are varied...
cause my husband was a bore

This is just a silly poem
a lovers short confession
And someday we'll show 'em
there IS an end to depression