Big Jimmy's Comedy Club

Across the street you see lively-looking brick building with a sign saying, "Big Jimmie's Comedy Club". Outside, a cluster of people are standing around, laughing. You decide to go in.

You enter the building, stepping past the laughing people, and look around. A man is standing at the microphone, and the crowd is roaring with laughter.

"Hey, you new here?" asks a very, very large man, with a name tag reading, "Jimmy". You go out on a limb and guess that he's Big Jimmy.

"Uhh, yeah, is that a problem," you say, as he casts a look of suspicion.

"Well we don't like new-comers arond here..." he says, looking at you menacingly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know..." you say, backing away. By now, a small group had gathered to watch, presumably knowing the trouble you were in. You feel a large hand clap on your shoulder.

"Nah, I'm just kidding," says Big Jimmy, you place his accent as Hawaian. The group breaks into riotous laughter. "We do that to all the newbies. But really, I'm Big Jimmy. Sit down and enjoy yourself, the drinks today are on us.."