'Unfortunately while this is an interesting submission it lacks in depth analysis' 'Vaguely Amusing' 'This is theatrically unsatisfying' - Newcastle University. 'It's good. Very funny - My mother. Cert HE, Scriptwriting/Writing for Performance- Ruskin College, Oxford 2013 BA Hons (First Class) - Staffordshire University 2015 MA Creative Writing (God knows) - Newcastle University 2017 I'm a 33 year old writer who nearly made his fortune writing a movie about a drag queen called Countess Chlamydia. I'm also nearly a TEFL teacher.