I am a new writer, 59 years old, and still in love with life and work. I worked for the United States Government for almost four decades. I am now retired from that and working out of the union hall as a power systems electrician. At the urging of my closest friends,I want to share the many funny stories about the workers I knew while in Federal service. I've told them countless times to family, friends and strangers. I hope you enjoy them too.