I'm a twice married, 75 year old, divorced Grampa. I love being a grandparent, but my evil daughter who hates me, has sabotaged the beautiful relationship I had with my granddaughter and is now trying to get me, unless I get her first. More to come. I live by myself high in the Cascade Mountains on an unproductive gold mine. My dog, Pyrite Pete, ran away with a cute little coyote who was in heat. He didn't like me very much either. Nor do the old ladies at church. I don't know if it's my ragged clothing, my long grey hair and beard or the 50. cal black powder pistol I wear strapped to my waist during services.