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Since August 7, 2010
For every piece of me I cut away, the more I become. I write therefore I whine. But like Ozzy might have said, to whine is fine but to beat the whiner to death with a bottle of whiskey is quicker. I'm twenty-five. No wife, no children. No money. If you want to read more, then I got a portfolio full. Go, read, rate and review! If you're nice, maybe I¨ll do you one too. Seriously, I'm more than happy to rip you to shreds. It beats sitting on Facebook or wrestling with the blank page.
HIGHLIGHTED ITEMS
Dear Howard
My open letter to Hollywood. Or, Howard if you will.
Rated: 18+
~876 Words
Entertainment, Opinion, Nonsense
Type: Letter/Memo
Updated 14 years ago
A black man in a white house
There's a black man in a white house, and a legend to be told. But how'd that happen?
Rated: 18+
~1,019 Words
Political, Foreign, War
Type: Other
Updated 14 years ago
Self-publishing is masturbation
Self-publishing is for mediocre masturbators and niche-marked novelists.
Rated: 18+
~827 Words
Writing, Personal, Opinion
Type: Essay
Updated 14 years ago
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    Friday night fine  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Experience · #1780177
    An account of my Friday night with the hottest chick you ever saw, with some observations.
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    A black man in a white house  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Political · #1775981
    There's a black man in a white house, and a legend to be told. But how'd that happen?
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    Dear Howard  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Entertainment · #1775976
    My open letter to Hollywood. Or, Howard if you will.
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    Last flight of Cat Cobain  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Family · #1775973
    Let me introduce my cat, the four legged catastrophe with an uncanny resemblance to Cobain
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    Self-publishing is masturbation  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Writing · #1771882
    Self-publishing is for mediocre masturbators and niche-marked novelists.
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    A writers advice on life advice.  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Opinion · #1769142
    Lots of people out there want to advice you on your life. Should they? Should I? Read on.
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    All little girls  Open in new Window.
    Rated: GC · Adult · #1766161
    A short story featuring witty dialogue and star-crossed ethically questionable sexuality.
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    Kryptonite Morningstar  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Music · #1757590
    Decided to try my hand at writing a song in a style reminiscent of Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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    Ode to a city  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Dark · #1757578
    A text I wrote as a test monologue in the Noir genre. Just a simple writing exercise
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    Inch to the left  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · War · #1757527
    A short text I wrote to the contest A moment in Time, with the topic of regret.
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