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ASIN: B00005JL3T
ID #108579
Signs   (Rated: 18+)
Product Type: DVD
Reviewer: Wizzo Author Icon
Review Rated: 18+
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Summary of this DVD...
WARNING: THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS PRODUCT REVIEW.



Summary of the movie? A radically advanced race of aliens decide to invade a planet. They choose Earth.

Unfortunately, they are allergic to water, and apparently didn't notice that a good portion is Earth is just that!


EDIT: I received a message from a user, saying that this review is pathetic. Which is true. But it fits. A pathetic review for a pathetic movie. However, I did further explain my position when I replied to the guy. So, I figure it only fair to also put it here. My original review did accurately depict the movie, but maybe this will help you decide not to see it, which is my ultimate goal. MY REPLY TO THE GUY BEGINS HERE.



First off, that review was basically just a quick write-up because I had two good reviews, and I wanted a bad one in there.

Anyway, as for the movie... Well, let's see. It wasn't scary, it wasn't funny, it wasn't action-packed, it wasn't interesting... I don't really see what there is to like about it.

The "scariest" part of the movie is a bunch of people in a basement, and some wimpy aliens are outside of it making banging noises. I hear banging noises in my basement all the time. If you want a creature to be scary, it's generally a good idea to have it be something that can harm you, not bang tin cans on the walls, or whatever they were doing.

Plus, as I said in the review, the plot was absolutely awful. A race of hyperintelligent beings travels all the way to Earth... Forgetting that it's primarily made of water, and that they happen to be allergic to water. BRILLIANT IDEA.

REPLY ENDED. THE REST OF THE REVIEW IS THE ORIGINAL REVIEW.
This type of DVD is good for...
Insomniacs
I especially liked...
The ending. I liked that it ended. I couldn't have taken much more.
I didn't like...
Everything.
When I finished viewing this DVD I wanted to...
Kill myself.
This DVD made me feel...
Like killing myself.
The cast of this DVD...
There are some good people in it, but they made an extremely poor choice in doing the movie.
I recommend this DVD because...
I hate you? I wouldn't recomment it to anyone I didn't want dead.
I don't recommend this DVD because...
I don't want you to kill yourself.
Further Comments...
DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE. FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT IS THE WORST MOVIE IN HISTORY.
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