Male |
October 29 1985 |
Houston, Tx |
A bastard child pulled from the banks of a river few have seen, by a nursing she-wolf, in a forsaken tract of land where man fears to tread. Reared by beasts, I became a scourge among terrors. Artemis laid her bow aside and fell in helpless tears when I set my teeth upon those helpless creatures in her stewardship. I fought for dominance amongst my vicious companions, and once the torrents of blood washed away, they bowed low before their bipedal god. |
Pulitzer Prize winning. Or, maybe not. I don't know the type who forms letters into words, words into sentences, etc., etc. |
Literary Ninjitsu |
Advocating the supremacy of the Aryan race, of which, I'm technically not a part, but the shiny blonde hair is just so pretty and silky. I just like to entertain, and make people smile, via relentless irreverence. |
Candide, The Brothers Karamazov, Les Mis, Letters from the Earth, Pet Cemetery, Clifford the Big Red Dog, series, Sugar in my Bowl, |
The ones who wrote my favorite books. |
Googling up some big name poets to put here in order to fit in with you literary types, which a part of me recommended, would be a dishonest misrepresentation of myself. I don't read poetry, set down your chi-tea and ascend thy nose if ye must. |
"Chaos has all the makings of a mistress; tranquility, the faithful wife" - Me Genghis Khan "The greatest happiness" which, is too long to put here. "The should have a link to thinkexist.com right here" - Me again |
Underground hip-hop (Apathy, Jedi-Mind Tricks, Q-Unique, etc, etc), Classical, Rock, Soul (I would make sweet love to Bill Withers, were I gay. Which, alas poor unfortunate gentleman, I am not), 90's Pop Music, I can't help it. |
Anything with Eva Angelina (NSFW), oh and Pulp Fiction. The Boondock Saints movies were pretty tight too. Did you know, the guy from Powder is one of the brothers? I never would have guessed. |