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| Male |
| November 6 1994 |
| Doc Brown's flying time-train |
| Sen. D. DeVilliers, R-PA. Six foot eight, Nobel laureate, fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist. Holds Guinness World Record for largest quantity of beer drank in one sitting (347 cans of PBR—that's almost 33 gallons). Occasionally filibusters Senate bills at random, reciting James Joyce's "Ulysses" from memory until either a successful cloture vote is reached or the bill is tabled. Inventor of the wheel and sliced bread. Once beat God at a game of Connect Four. |
| Cross Leo Tolstoy with Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho," then subtract about sixty IQ points. |
| Like firing grapeshot from a Napoleonic-era brass cannon into a group of howler monkeys, then transcribing the ensuing noise. |
| Guitar, women, golf, singing (poorly), collecting fountain pens, hiking, buying tools I'll probably never actually need, firearms, US law and politics, history, philosophy, literature, and winning at pretty much every drinking game ever conceived. |
| dbdevilliers.wordpress.com |
| axivmatic.tumblr.com |
| The Justice League, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Little League baseball, the Illuminati, the Fantastic Four, Pipefitters Local 274, the US Senate, the Republican Party, and the Fellowship of the Ring. |
| twitter.com/DustinDeVillier |
| Phonebooks from densely-populated metropolitan areas—ones printed during the late 1990s, ideally. |
| I can't read. However, I'm really enjoying this beautiful, mint condition Bell directory from the greater Atlanta area, dated 1997. The white pages are just delightful. I could peruse them nonstop from dawn to dusk—in fact, I sometimes do xDDD |
| Fyodor Dostoevsky, William Faulkner, Franz Kafka, James Joyce, Charles Bukowski, Tucker Max (lol), F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Leo Tolstoy, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Ron Chernow, Max Hastings, J.G. Farrell, Albert Camus |
| Lil Wayne |
| "Writers are desperate people, and when they stop being desperate, they stop being writers." |
| Could fill a book, but off the top of my head—Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Bauhaus, The Shins, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iron & Wine, Tool, Beirut, Bon Iver, The National, Murder by Death, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Primus, Tallest Man, Bright Eyes |
| Three-way tie between "Lincoln," "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie" and David Lynch's "Eraserhead." |
| Television static with the volume turned all the way up, hour-long 4AM infomercials, wealthy televangelists whose churches seat more people than Madison Square Garden, or anything featuring the late, great Billy Mays. I'm really fun at parties. |
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