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Gender
Female
Location
Oklahoma, sometimes Mars
About Me
I am dark and funny, lighthearted and brokenhearted, created to write. I love Maynard James Keenan and Steven King and very little else. I will review you honestly, but not angrily. This is our pool, where we all come down to drink...
Type of Writer
What does that mean? Partially human? By hand? I'm confused.
Writing Style
Horrific, comedic, weird,
Interests
Music, reading, writing, fish NOT FISHING, sleeping, communicating with otherworldly beings. In my sleep.
Group Memberships
Blogging Circle of Friends
Favorite Genres
Horror, comedy
Favorite Books
The whole Dark Tower series, The Talisman, Watership Down, See You Later
Favorite Authors
Steven King, Christopher Pike, Naomi Novik
Favorite Poets
Maynard James Keenan, Trent Reznor
Favorite Quote
The next thing out of your mouth better be some real Mark Twain $h1t, cause it's definitely getting carved on your tombstone. Otis, House of 1000 Corpses
Favorite Music
Everything but jazz and Whitney Houston
Favorite Movies
Falling Down, The Fountain, House of 1000 Corpses, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Favorite Shows
House, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story.
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