Female |
August 6 1996 |
London, United Kingdom |
I am mad. Always have been, always will be. Want proof? 'Course you don't, but you can find it in my story. Only read said story if you find insanity humourous. If not, move on. |
The mental kind that is too mental, too young, and frankly, not good enough to be referred to as a writer. |
CRAZY |
Marvin, the Paranoid Android. Lumberjacks. Barty Crouch Jr. Chandler Bing. |
HOOPLA |
HOOPLA |
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. |
If you want to survive out there, you've got to know where your towel is. |
Nonsense. Comedy. |
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". |
Douglas Adams. He is one of those people I mentioned earlier who finds insanity humourous. "He suddenly got the feeling that his whole life had been a dream and he wondered whose it was and whether or not they were enjoying it." |
Ford: Do you want me to kick you? Zaphod: Would it give you a lot of pleasure? Ford: No. Zaphod: Nor me. So what's the point? I know that's not a poet, but it wouldn't fit in quotes so I put it there. |
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so." "I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to Heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and won't enjoy it!" |
"Marvin, I Love You" by Marvin, the Paranoid Android. "Marvin" by Marvin, the Paranoid Android. "Metal Man" by Marvin, the Paranoid Android. "Reasons to be Miserable" by Marvin, the Paranoid Android. "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python. |
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Especially Marvin, the Paranoid Android and Zaphod Beeblebrox. "In the name of people, freedom, democracy, and stuff like that, I hereby kidnap myself. And I'm taking the ship with me! Whoo!" |