Native to the Americas, the turkey vulture (Cathartes aura) travels widely in search of sustenance. While usually foraging alone, it relies on other individuals of its species for companionship and mutual protection. Sometimes misunderstood, sometimes feared, sometimes shunned, it nevertheless performs an important role in the ecosystem.
This scavenger bird is a marvel of efficiency. Rather than expend energy flapping its wings, it instead locates uplifting columns of air, and spirals within them in order to glide to greater heights. This behavior has been mistaken for opportunism, interpreted as if it is circling doomed terrestrial animals destined to be its next meal. In truth, the vulture takes advantage of these thermals to gain the altitude needed glide longer distances, flying not out of necessity, but for the joy of it.
It also avoids the exertion necessary to capture live prey, preferring instead to feast upon that which is already dead. In this behavior, it resembles many humans.
It is not what most of us would consider to be a pretty bird. While its habits are often off-putting, or even disgusting, to members of more fastidious species, the turkey vulture helps to keep the environment from being clogged with detritus. Hence its Latin binomial, which translates to English as "golden purifier."
I rarely know where the winds will take me next, or what I might find there. The journey is the destination.
Believe it or not, I was never interested in illicit drugs of any kind. All my friends started using them, and I had sworn to myself that I would never be like everyone else I knew. Everyone was either doing drugs of some kind, smoking, or drinking. Other than getting a sip of my father's beer (while he watched), I never consumed alcohol as a teen. EXCEPT... one night those same friends came and got me, we went on the Mesa (desert quite near our house). They had a bottle of Spanada wine, and we drank it all. I learned later that my parents could smell it on me when I came home, but it was a one time thing and my habits didn't change, so they weren't worried. Smoking? I saw what it did to my father, and swore I'd never smoke. And I haven't. Drugs? Nope, I stood to lose too much while in the Navy, and the whole idea of it was a turn off. Except now I take far more prescribed ones than I care to think of. Does that make me one of those 'dumb' children? I'd like to think not. Only a test (that I'm not willing to take) would provide an answer.
Okay, I'll add my two cents worth here, and in doing so, bring up my past life in the Navy Submarine Force. Where did our water from from? I mean we're in the ocean after all, water abounds all around! But Salt Water is not good for us to drink, nor is it good for the Reactor Plant, nor the Steam Plant. Nor can we carry enough in tanks to last a full patrol. We make pure water with the Evaporator. Notice I said Pure. Yep, a very neutral pH, stored in specific tanks for the Steam & Reactor plants, but also stored in Fresh Water tanks for cooking, showering, laundry, whatever. If the Evaporator fails, it's fixed ASAP. The first thing shutdown is the laundry, quickly followed by the showers, the last thing shutdown is the Reactor or Steam Plant. I've never seen that happen. I've seen laundry & showers secured, as well the crews mess (Kitchen). Believe me, that's not fun. And when you pull back in port and drink water from the public supply? I'll let your mind wander there.
I was never 'big' on Sparkling water, but when I choose to have it, I prefer Perrier. Why? It's all I've tried, nothing more.
Brandiwynš¶ v.2026- fair enough, though I think that's a categorization issue. It's the same substance regardless of state. Besides, it's late January and temps aren't going above freezing here for at least a week. So all the water outside my house qualifies as a mineral by that definition.
Robert Waltz - I'll take seltzer for 500, please. We have an RO filter. No minerals in my water other than water - although based on the definition of a mineral (which I gleaned from Google rather than what I learned of molecular nomenclature while earning my degree three decades ago), I think water would need to be frozen to be considered one.
Elisa, Stik of Clubs - The easiest way is to remove the first word and change the question mark to a period. I don't see how phrasing it as a question changes the hook or its effectiveness. But if I wanted to amp up the clickbaitiness, I might phrase it like, "The Varied Ingredients in Your Restaurant Water" or something similar that points out that "water" often has ingredients other than just "water".
See that? That quoted part? That could have been the article. That could have been the whole thing. But no, they have to phrase the headline in the form of a question to get clicks and please advertisers.
Question for everyone reading the comments (not just Waltz). How would you have written the headline/subheadline to get a reader's attention but avoid phrasing it as a question?
I actually don't think this particular title goes into clickbait territory. It's posing a question of curiosity. The opening setup might be twee, but it's not the worst out there. I personally think this headline is a lot more tolerable than others as of late.
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