Norma's Wanderings around a small section of Montana |
Well, hey there! Welcome to Roundup, Montana! If it's a nice day, we'll sit a spell on my porch and talk awhile. A poem captured my attention the other day. Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget Falls drop by drop upon the heart, Until, in our own despair, Against our will, Comes wisdom Through the awful grace of God. Aeschylus What's on your mind today? |
17. Maple Syrup Day Did you know that this sweet and unique flavor originated in America? Native American Indians were the first to harvest and boil the sap of the maple tree into a thick syrup. Talk about, well, maple syrup, of course. Love this syrup. I can eat this natural sugar. Why would anyone use anything else once you taste this? You can keep the nasty maple flavored high fructose syrups, the pancake syrups that people seem to think are the best. Empty nasty calories. No wonder we have an epidemic of obesity in this country. I heard a term. DIABESITY. So it goes hand-in-hand. Diabetes with heart disease with obesity. You get a problem with your blood sugar so you gain weight then you get a problem with your blood pressure so then you get a problem with your cholesterol. Pretty soon you are on all these meds to take care of one problem after another. It’s a slippery slope. Gaining weight can be diet related. When I shop I like to look in people’s carts. I am Miss nosy butt I know, people. But my goodness. Some seem to buy nothing but ramen noodles, white bread, and ice cream. Our diet in this country is abysmal. We are so far removed from the diet we are supposed to be eating for our best health. It is best to eat mainly vegetables and grains, fruits sparingly, with a bit of protein and dairy. Who does that? Who is willing to do that? In my home we have cut way back on the amount of protein we eat. As you get older, you don’t need to eat as much as you used to. Most of us don’t have physical jobs anymore. We don’t expend the calories as we used to. So why eat huge meals? We try to eat something fresh every day. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gracious, now I sound like someone’s evil Aunt. Enough with the lecture. I am guilty of drinking CocaColas and eating potato chips until the entire bag is gone. |
16. National Chocolate Covered Anything Day Sounds like a great to 'pig-out' and enjoy! Have you ever eaten anything 'unique' covered in chocolate? Never wandered outside the usual. But I know there are chocolate covered insects. ![]() I agree with everyone else that white chocolate is an insult to the name of chocolate. It tastes like sugar and fat, not the good taste of dark chocolate. I love chocolate anything. But again with the diet issues. I can eat a little bit of real chocolate. But too much of anything is not good for me. So a little chocolate goes a long way. So give me a good piece of Godiva. Ahhh. Now that is good chocolate. I have an old cookbook I got somewhere forever ago. It is from Hershey, and has old recipes from the 1930’s. The recipes are great but another good feature is the trivia and photos from that era. Every now and again I’ll pull that out and make something from it. But the best chocolate recipe I make often is that brownie recipe from King Arthur flour. I’ve mentioned it before. So here it is: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/fudge-brownies-recipe You won’t be disappointed if you make these. I don’t put the espresso powder in. Otherwise, I follow that recipe as written. This year may be the year to make these as a gift. Impress your friends and family. Make a batch and put them in a tin. Unless you eat them all first. |
15. Cat Herder's Day Ya, good luck with that. Herding cats. Kind of like getting toddlers all in a row, and then getting them ready for bed. Or juggling ping pong balls. It is an impossible task. I read about ‘cat herder’s day’. Seems it is to honor those that excel at an impossible task. Well, sign me up. I have excelled at so many. Where is my National Norma Day? Norma is an old-fashioned name. You don’t hear it much. Unusual. I was teased in school. Normal, abnormal. I’ve heard them all. But my hubby calls me NormaJean. That I like. SO, back on topic. We know that dogs ![]() ![]() I had a great dog. Her name was Bonnie. She’s been gone for over a year now. Bonnie didn’t expect you to wait on her. She waited for you. Bonnie never was around cats. She tried to get close to some, but never figured them out. But I had a great cat once. She was given to me by a coworker. She was a calico. I was single at that time. She slept with me. And if I remember right, liked to sleep on my head. But somehow that didn’t annoy me. In fact, she didn’t bother me much. Didn’t claw the furniture. Didn’t climb the curtains. Didn’t meow all hours of the day and night. Just was a delight. When I moved and couldn’t take her to the new place, she went with my son. He eventually gave her to his mother-in-law. This cat lived to be about twenty years old. She didn’t have a name when she lived with me. Just called her ‘cat’. All cats should take a lesson from her. Live long and prosper. ![]() |
14. Roast Chestnuts Day Every Christmas holiday we all sing about "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...." But, have you ever roasted chestnuts!? NO, never. Don’t even know what they taste like. Are they edible nuts? Well the name says they are. Do you have to roast them? See? I don’t even know that. I grew up in a town where most of the streets were named after trees. I lived on Beech Street. There were Elm, Poplar, Chestnut, Pine, Oak, Cedar, and Sycamore streets. Currently in my town, Roundup, they are taking down green Ash trees. There was something in the paper about pro-active intervention against the green Ash tree insect that is coming to or already in Montana. So the city is removing some of the old green Ash trees that are in bad shape. I don’t see any around my house that are marked for destruction. I’m glad. I hate to see trees demolished. Roundup was named Montana's Tree City for 2020. The city plants many trees each year. I applaud that effort. We had the city plant a tree for us this fall. They actually replanted a tree for us. A tree we paid for last year died. Not our fault. We think they made an error in planting it, so they replaced it for free. I love trees. They add oxygen to the atmosphere. They cool the earth. They can shade your yard and make it 10 degrees cooler under the leaves. We all know this poem, or should: Trees ![]() BY JOYCE KILMER I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day, And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in Summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. You know you can count the apples in a tree. But only God can count the trees in an apple. ![]() |
13. National Ice Cream Day What are your favorite flavors, weirdest flavor you've ever tried, or a flavor you would NEVER try! ‘Chopped’ on the Food network has the weirdest ice cream flavors sometimes for the contestants to work into their menus. Sweet corn, bacon and eggs, green tea, ash, and garlic are some of the flavors I’ve seen made on the show. Ick is all I can say. I think some would be better as a sauce. Somehow the idea of a garlic ice cream just curdles my stomach. The best ice cream product I’ve had recently was in North Dakota at a restaurant in Bismarck. It was vanilla gelato. Oh my was it good. I wish I could say they made it in-house. But no, the waitress didn’t know where it came from. Darn. So, gelato or ice cream? https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/gelato-vs-ice-cream I don’t think I would ever eat an ice cream made from offal. Awful offal. https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/offal Yep - anything made from entrails or internal organs is off my diet list. But we make our own ice cream sometimes. ![]() But if we are feeling especially daring and evil, we will get out a homemade brownie, put on a scoop of homemade ice cream, cover it with that homemade chocolate fudge sauce, then some whipped cream, yes, real whipped cream. Not Cool Whip! Because you know Cool Whip is nothing more than whipped petroleum products and sugar. Factory made goodness. Hooray for science! And then take something for the side effects. Those wonderful inventions that are Imodium and Pepto Bismol. |
12. Pointsettia Day According to Mexican folklore, there is a story of a little poor girl who had nothing to bring to church for Christmas. On her way to church, she picked some plants by the side of the road. As she entered the church, the leaves at the tips of the branches turned into bright, brilliant red flowers. You guessed it... Poinsettias. Write anything you like about Poinsettias. I know Poinsettia are poison to your pets. ![]() So of course, I had to investigate this further. Because the uneducated mind is a terrible thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinsettia But the trick here in Montana if you buy a live plant around the Christmas holiday is getting it home. From store to car to house. Somewhere in the transfer it’ll get a blast of arctic air. So I just enjoy pictures of them. Unless someone wants to send me one. Is FTD still in business? Message me. I’ll send you my address. I’ll send you a Christmas card. |
11. National Noodle Ring Day This is not just some random food holiday about pasta forming a ring. It is about a special dish everyone can cook who has a bundt pan and noodles. The noodles have to be cooked and then filled into the bundt pan. Anything can be added now: from eggs, tomatoes, cheese, carrots, or bacon, and of course the sauce. The dish now has to bake and can later be turned upside down. Thought and opinions? Something you might try? Hmm. I am gluten intolerant. Gluten free noodles can be a pasty mess. So no - have at it y’all. Ick, ooh. Sounds like a bad hot dish for a church pot luck. So I got to thinking of church pot lucks. How many churches, before this stupid virus came and put the brakes on anything fun, still have potlucks after church? Our church does, did, will. Most of the folks at our church are vegetarian, some are vegan, some don’t eat sugar, I don’t eat dairy or gluten. So potlucks at our church can be quite interesting! There is a lady who makes homemade salsa. She’s a Latina, so it’s just a little spicy she says. Oh, right. Like being a little pregnant. Spicy is an understatement. ![]() Then we have these homemade mashed potatoes my friend makes every time with that cashew gravy. She is a vegan and makes the best vegan food. To die for, except that gravy. I can’t do the gravy. I used to eat this and wondered why I was sick every night after eating it. Seems I cannot eat cashews, darn. And we also have a woman who insists on making cakes or cupcakes for whoever has a birthday or anniversary. Except they are from cake mixes and canned frosting, with funky names in gel icing misspelled and emblazoned all over the bakes. But bless her heart for doing that kindness. People love it. I just smile and walk away from it all. There are always some dishes made with the plant protein meat-wannabes. I remember eating those once-upon-a-time. When I lived with my first husband in Collegedale, TN when he was attending college there, we were introduced to the wonderful world of vegetarian meat products. Loma Linda, Morningstar Farms and others were served and I tried to serve those at meals as well. I had a term for these products - ‘Linger Longer’. They sat in the pit of my stomach for days. They were, and I think still are, made from wheat gluten. Even 40 years ago I had trouble digesting those lumps of wheat. But my daughter loves the weiners in a can. Sometimes I’ll find them in a store and mail her some. I go for plain food like vegetables, and hope that guy brought some of his jello with mandarin oranges. Perhaps that other person brought some of the little mandarins that you have to peel. If nothing is edible for me, I’ll just go home and have a PB&J on gluten free bread. |
10. Human Right's Day Write anything you wish about this. Human Rights Day On my way to a meeting today I saw a yellow sticky note ![]() ‘nobody cares about this person’ and there was an arrow pointing up. I had to pick it up and think about this. How sad I would be if someone put this in my mailbox. Or in my locker if I was a teenager. Or on my car. Every human, male or female, and I believe there are just two sexes, sorry all you that choose otherwise (you can have that belief if you wish), are entitled to be treated fairly and humanely. It is in the Bible. You can also find references to this concept in virtually every other world religion. It is known as the Golden Rule: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Rule “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” I think that pretty much sums it up. |
9. National Pastry Day Write about an experience of eating pastries. What did you eat, with whom, etc? I love the Great British Baking Show. Oh my goodness the pastry and ‘bakes’ they can do. And all under a large white tent in the beautiful countryside of England. So far the most favorite thing I’ve seen baked is this wonderful cake called ‘Kek Lapis Sarawak’. It is truly a thing of beauty. https://sarawaktourism.com/story/legendary-layer-cake-from-borneo-was-featured-o... Someday I may try to tackle this work of art. Seems it was brought to Borneo back in the day. So here’s a challenge - find Borneo on a globe. The cake was introduced by the Dutch who settled there and baked for teatime. It shows how serious they are about their tea! When my husband and I first got together, he told me of this German wonder called stollen. We lived near Columbus, OH. At that time there were some German bakeries in the city. He said it was a tradition to have stollen for Christmas. So we bought a stollen. We ate the entire pastry that morning. It was wonderful. Of course, that was back before I discovered I am cursed with the dreaded ‘can’t eat anything containing wheat’ malady of gluten intolerance. We still bake a stollen every year around Christmas. Tradition. But now my hubby is cursed with the dreaded ‘I have to eat the entire pastry’ malady. I think baking is a lost art. No one seems to bake any more. When we were in Gardiner we started baking sour dough bread. Again, this was before the gluten problem reared its ugly head. We sent away to King Arthur flour for this sour dough starter. It is from a strain over 200 years old they said. So you get this little bottle of stuff, feed it, and keep it going with water and flour forever if you wish. We had the most amazing bread from this sour dough starter. We made bread and waffles. I remember the wonderful sour taste. I took bread to share at the motel. I took bread to potluck at church. We loved that bread. Then one time after we moved here to Roundup somehow the starter got ruined. I’m not sure what happened but I opened the bowl to feed the mix and was greeted with this moldy, smelly mess. This starter we had lovingly catered to for over 8 years had died. So at that point we gave up the idea of baking bread. I can’t eat it anymore, and my hubby now rarely does either. But something I do bake is cookies and quick breads and other such things. Brownies, lemon bars, banana bread ![]() ![]() ![]() |
8. Brownie Day There are many types of brownies: Fudgy, cakey, 'special', with or without nuts, etc... Tell us something about brownies. I have a great brownie recipe. It takes 4 eggs ![]() I don’t think anything made from a box mix are worthy of the name brownie. They taste artificial. Sure they are cheap and easy. But let’s talk about that for a moment. Do you want to be considered cheap and easy? Why buy cheap clothes? Isn’t it better to buy the best you can afford? If you take care of your clothes, they will last for years. ![]() Okay, that is my speech from the ‘soap box’, as they say. I know there are blondies, which are nothing more than yellow cookies, but some seem to consider brownies without chocolate. But I think a good brownie has to be something near to fudge. Not cake. And by all means it has to be chocolate. Find a good recipe. And eat a really good brownie. Make a batch. Then eat one. Freeze the rest. Or give them away. But enjoy them. Life is short! Bake brownies! |