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"If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl; but by all means keep moving." Martin Luther King, Jr. |
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person." Audrey Hepburn Laugh and the world laughs along with you. Cry and you cry alone. |
BRAINTEASER: A man stands one one side of the river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat or an aircraft. How did the dog do it? |
Scary Potato  - The river was frozen and he just walked across. |
ReplyTheBusmanPoet - ah-ha! I should've read the comments.  |
ReplyScary Potato - No, you wanted to see if you could get it without looking. I can respect that.  |
Reply"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson |
Adherennium  - I've always traveled the less well traveled path and made a few new ones over the years. I always followed the beat of my own drummer. I'm not a leader not a follower. I'm a loner. If others wish to come along and walk with me as friends, I will welcome all. |
Ready for another bad joke?? Too bad, here it comes!!  Q. Why did the habanero pepper win the beauty contest? A. Because she was hot. [groans] |
| I just turned 68 on April 3rd and one of my younger nephews said to me, wow that's old. I told him it was just a number and one day he'll understand if he makes it this far. But I told him I had a secret to tell him on how "old" I really was. He replied back how old are you really? I said with a straight face, that I'm so old that when God said "Let There Be Light," I was the one who turned on the switch and being the blood of ours he is, he asked where auntie was? I said behind me holding the candle.  It's nice when you can communicate with the younger gen for a nice laugh. His mom said I was cornily corrupting him. Yea I know. |
| I never realized that the actions of an uncle to a nephew so closely paralleled those between a grandpa and a grandson. |
Soldier_Mike  - you're around them enough, you will have an influence on them. Hopefully nothing bad with the exception of your corny sense of humor...lol |
"I'm not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I'm dyeing my hair tonight." Jarod Kintz |
"You only live once, but you do it right once is enough." Mae West Quote is extremely wrong. No you DON'T live only once, You only DIE once but you LIVE everyday. |
| I'm going to voice my opinion here about this quote. The Quote is correct 100%. Maybe the person saying it was incorrect, but the quote itself is correct. You are correct in what you say, but when you quote someone, you are repeating what they said, whether they are correct in what they say or not. By saying the quote is wrong, you're saying that what they said has been incorrectly stated. But, this is an accurate quote of what was said, so it's not wrong. I feel I'm going in circles here, but I hope you get my point. |
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