I've added a new entry to my book, "Complex Numbers" : "Revisied: "Inevitable"" |
The image above represents me trying to get motivated to write something with more sustenance than my typical gibberish. |
Actual footage of me trying out for American Ninja Warrior. |
I've added a new entry to my book, "Complex Numbers" : "She Said Spatchcock" |
I've added a new entry to my book, "Complex Numbers" : "Waste Not" |
Oh! What a world we live in. Back in my days of yore, we would never have conceived self-loading trash cans. In Freddy's yard, where the grass grows uneven, He rushed with a trash can left out by his brother Steven. As Freddy slipped from the curb, a gnome gave an evil-eyed stare, And Freddy tripped swiftly, sailing noggin first through the air. His foot found the lid, and whoosh! Off he flew, Into the trash can, like a tongue of shoes! Covered in grime, he emerged with a grin, Gnomes chuckled, "Next time, slow down; you'll win without scraping a shin!" Freddy lifted the gnome, gave a big grin, and tossed the upstart straight into the bin. |
I've added a new entry to my book, "Complex Numbers" : "Revisited: "Stylish"" [[Embed over limit (10).]] |