The Perfect Princess
So, I am tasked with electing, ( is royalty pseudo or otherwise elected?), make that selecting appointing anointing, crowning a GoT princess. This is not arbitrary at all. Should I employ the standard eeney-meeny-miney-mo method? Perhaps there is a princess protocol. Is there a committee ? Is there an imbedded sword in a stone that requires pulling? Does the worthy candidate need to pucker up with a frog?
Hmmm, I believe I should consider an ally, supported causes, good cheer, commonality and all that. In other words good ol' quid pro quo, tit for tat ulterior motives play a deciding role.
Drum roll inserted here and a bugle fanfare...I choose 🌞GeminiGem 🌻 to ascend the GoT throne and graciously, begrudgingly, resignedly accept this illustrious , bogus genuine opportunity.
All hail Princess Geminigem!! Genuflect. Cheer. Visit her in court, although when it will be in session is, of course, up to her eminence.
Geminis, and I have personal verification, are known to be intelligent, chatty ( not catty ), vivacious, creative, all round wonderful persons. Perfect princess material, n'est-ce-pas? We fools writer-warriors may expect both encouragement and royal protection. She will no doubtedly rock the position with her wise and insightful judgements, bequests. Heads should not roll. I for one anticipate drooling savouring the cake she will order suggest we all eat.(217 words)
🌞GeminiGem 🌻 ye of wisdom boundless, mighty
Fleet of witty word repartee not deemed flighty.
Counsel us your tongue-tied , addled minions humble.
Lead us quicksilver word craft folk, grumble, mumble
Into the new dawn of epic wordplay battle.
Quell our frets/doubts, incite, promote the curious.
We in turn will oust, joust and scorn the spurious. ( 7 lines, 56 words) "Game of Thrones" Hear ye, hear ye WDCers! Please cheer, whoop and holler , clap, bang the drums for Princess 🌞GeminiGem 🌻 . If she graces us with her presence there may be at least a royal wave sent your way. Consider this the WDC version of a parade. Picture the jugglers and acrobats. Hear the fanfare. |