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What do you call a beehive with no exit? Un-bee-leavable
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A buzzkill.
For my American compatriots who insist upon celebrating Thanksgiving closer to the end of November instead of in October. Since there may likely be gorging indulgent feasting I present this... My stomach is FLAT. The 'L' is silent.
What key has two legs and cannot open a lock? A turkey.
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Good answer, because a monkey can definitely open a lock.

Not sure about a donkey, though.
The donkey has 4 legs. LOL
Marvelous Friend Author Icon - True, but I could have asked what has four legs and a lock pick. Now I have this image in my head.
The dyslexic poet always writes inverse.
I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words.
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I once wrote one about a man being cured of chronic flatulence. It was a breath of fresh air.
Why do writers constantly feel cold? They're surrounded by drafts.
The police just arrested the world tongue-twister champion. He'll be given a tough sentence.
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My guess would be possibly something along the lines of Jack Webb's recitation at about 1:28 of this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfuTTd09vo
Merry_Mikey Author Icon - I love this! The Cleveland kleptomaniac's clean copper clapper caper.
Can we say Tongue Lashings?
Happy birthday!
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Enjoy your special day!!! *Party*
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Happy birthday 🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰
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Thanks Lyn's a Witchy Woman Author Icon for the lovely badge and for thinking of me. It's a great pick-me-up.
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I thank Lyn as well for my Badge for GOT.
Me 3!! *Heartv*
Three more little days of Game of Thrones



You can do it!
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The end is nigh.
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