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Don't you hate it when you clean out your freezer and find people you don't even recognise?


Stolen from a horror writers Discord group...
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Worse, find yourself in there and wonder when it is going to happen.

Taken from -Tales of science fiction and fantasy.
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We are in novel writing mode. So, my monkey brain says, "Let's write a parody poem!" And, of course, I do...

A VISIT FROM MY MUSE

(parody of the poem by Clement Clarke Moore)

‘Twas the month of November, and ‘cross all the sites
All the online denizens did was write, write, write
The preppers had all planned their novels with care
While pantsers hoped ideas soon would be there
Coffee was imbibed, and they kept themselves fed
While visions of publishing danced in their heads
Their word counts and stories they all had to attack
No time for rest, a sleep, or even a quick nap
When from within my brain exploded such chatter
Running through my head deep into my grey matter
I threw down my pen and rubbed my weary eyes
And then, in my head, much to my great surprise
When, what should so suddenly sort of appear
But a woman in a sheet, well, ancient Greek gear
With the movements of a quill so fluid to use
I knew in a moment it must be my muse
More rapid than eagles the ideas came
And each element she clearly addressed by name
“Now, Story! Come, Message! Now, Plot and Character!
Come on, Punctuation! Come on, Theme and Grammar!
No writer’s block, ‘tis only metaphysical!
Now write away! Write away! Just write it all!”
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
My head was filled with plot points reaching to the sky
Into my brain all these scenarios they flew
With a brain full of tales, and my muse in there too
And then in a twinkling they were in my brain
The characters, both secondary and main
They all entered my head, and there they spun around
It felt like my brain flew and my feet left the ground
My fingers – how they typed! So fast they were blurry!
Words tumbled out of me in an unhinged flurry!
It was such a rush that I clenched tight my teeth
Ideas swam ‘round me like a bright garland wreath
They ran through my chest and churned up my tummy
I just couldn’t believe what was coming from me
My muse winked her eye and then twisted her head
The words coming told me I had nought to dread
She spoke not a thing, but continued her work
And filled my brain right up, then turned with a jerk
And laying her finger aside of her nose
She disappeared back into my brain, I suppose
But I heard her explain, ‘fore she was out of sight
“Keep on writing, because you’ll not sleep on this night!”
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WOW!
Huzzah! That is perfection.

My favorite line: Words tumbled out of me in an unhinged flurry!
That was great!!!
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Two-thirds there. Not much to report, really.
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8:30pm Tuesday 19th Nov 2024 WdC time...

I'm back on the radio!

https://stream.sigile.net/gulffm-64-aac

Reading out some of my written works! Hope you can listen in.


Maybe 8:45pm? I'm on between 12pm and 12:15 pm until 1pm Wednesday my time.
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Great, I will set the alarm clock! Long time ago, I had my own radio program reading other people's work. A fun thing to do....your own work? better even!
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Time for my irregular plea...

If you'd like to get together on my only occasionally used Instagram, please send me a friend thing, let me know you're from WdC, and I'll follow back!

https://www.instagram.com/steven.streeter/
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So... a guy got stabbed where I am currently staying. A knife through the head.

Anyone else have a fun weekend?!
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Scary! Keep your doors locked! 😔🔐

I can only imagine how disturbing/scary that must be for you. Did they find the person who did it?
The only 'fun' I had this weekend is when my crazy cat decided to play with the bathtub knobs and ended up soaking himself. Drying him off was not easy or fun.
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At the pub, one of the regulars said, "I'll have some H2O!"

"Sure." And he was given some.

A not-regular decided to join in.

"I'll have some H2O too!" he said.

The not-regular died.



I wonder how many will get this...
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NaNotatoGo! Author Icon - i understood the joke, that's just what I added to the conversation.
I have some H2O too but I'm not going to drink it.
Amethyst Angel 🍁🙏 Author Icon - sorry, I get a little carried away. I'm used to trying to explain biology and chemistry to my dad who doesn't really grasp that algebra is a mystery story written entirely in numbers. I guess I just expect most people to be baffled by chemical formulas. I guess you're smarter than a lot of people I know.(In real life.)
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Amethyst Angel 🍁🙏 - as an Imagine Dragons fan, this song is everywhere here at the moment .

It's a track they've recently released with one of our top young Indigenous musicians.

Hope you (and everyone else) enjoys it.

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And, yes, that is Indigenous language... appearing on a mainstream US pop-rock track! I never would have had that on my 2024 bingo card!
Yep, that's my favorite of the three bilingual collabs of Take Me to the Beach they've dropped. The French one and the Italian one were tawdry and boring. This one came out at least a month ago.
Very cool.
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F.A.T.!
Friday Aussie Tune!

I will introduce a song by an Australian artist every Friday, as part of my ongoing attempt to make Australia seem like a country not just populated by wildlife out to kill you (even though it is) and always on fire or under water (only half the time, to be honest).

The songs I post will be ones I like. I will try not to double up on an artist, but there are no guarantees. Also, some of these might have already appeared in Resurrection Jukebox entries.

This artist recently won an award for her music this year, but her debut album was absolutely stunning, and this was big hit single from it. 'Scar' by Missy Higgins (2004)

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No, have to pass this one...but I looked her up and liked 'Set Me On Fire' and 'When The Machine Starts' though. *Bigsmile*
Impressive. Quirky and different, a delightful atmosphere of "sod it, that'll do." Reminds me of the Beatles' Two of Us in its unashamed and unpolished presentation. A refreshing break from the overdone, orchestrated offerings of lesser talents.
You're ruining the image of combative Kangaroos and cuddly Koalas. I must admit, I've never heard of her... and now I know why. *Laugh*
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With NaNo taking up so much of my current life, this has taken a back seat recently, but here is a word that I think is so relevant to certain former and future leaders...

OBSCURE WORD OF THE DAY!

Today's word is tortiloquy.

By the suffix "-loquy", you can probably guess this word has something to do with talking. And "tortus is the same base as in "torture", Latin for "crooked" or "bent". As such, this word means, "immoral or dishonest speech"!

Is it just one orange goblin? Or is it every so-called "news" report on FaceBook and other social media? Is it every SJW? Is it every RWNJ? I will leave that for you to decide.


Your challenge today, should you accept it, is to call out examples of this!
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🌕 HuntersMoon Author Icon - I was just thinking the same thing...*Think*
SJW - Social Justice Warrior

RWNJ - Right Wing Nut Job

Yeah, I had to look them up.

An example of tortiloquy would be listen to any politician speaking or speech. If you really believe what they say, no matter if they are Republican or Democrat, I feel for you. I won't go any further, else I'll go into a rant, I'm really trying to avoid doing things like that. Life's too short to spend my time getting all worked up, getting upset.
I have a couple press examples! Here's the first one from Reason.com, a libertarian news outlet.

"The Next President Should Abolish Everything

In the Abolish Everything issue, Reason writers make the case for ending the Fed, the Army, Social Security, and everything else."

Honestly, it shows a reckless disregard for each basic defense, which seems incredibly foolhardy and impractical. Likewise, there doesn't seem to be any consideration of how to handle the fallout of eliminating the vast majority of services.

Now let's look at the other side of the spectrum with a headline from Truthout. Truthout actually has a spotty fact check history, which isn't surprising given headlines like the following:

"Three Approved GMO’s Linked to Organ Damage"

This is false, and the links in the article that go back to the studies return 404 errors. At least one of those studies ended up getting retracted by the journal in which it was published, so yeah. Not a good look.

In the end, I believe anyone is capable of cranking out a tortiloquy at any time. The key is to work as much as we can to not end up in a situation where we can try to justify this kind of action.
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