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I'm flummoxed and flabbergasted. I am hiring a vendor for my business, and they sent me a contract to sign. It's a typical contract, constructed of word salad legalese, but the attorney(?) who wrote it doesn't know their its from their it's. How could you be so good at wordsing and not know your its from your it's???

"(Vendor) will exercise the same reasonable care and due diligence in performing it's obligation under this Agreement..."

"(My company) understands that (Vendor) cannot accurately perform it's duties under this Agreement without accurate and timely information..."

"(My company) agrees to indemnify and hold (Vendor), it's officers, and employees harmless..."


*Confused*{e:flummoxed}{e:flabbergasted}
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My dad would have corrected the grammatical mistakes in the contract in red pen, no cap. Then again, he was an English professor for decades and decades.

One of my most cherished possessions is his copy of the U.S. Constitution that he red penned the grammatical mistakes he found.
         Part of the confusion lies in the way other possessives are formed. The reasoning is like this.

         "Joe's Diner means 'a diner owned by Joe', so 'a plate owned by the diner' must be 'it's plate,' right?"

         That's wrong, but it seems correct. The issue is all about clarity of thought and effective communication. That's why I'm still studying grammar & punctuation and word usage after nearly sixty years of writing.
Jeff  Author Icon
I know several attorneys with the same issue. Apparently legal writing is a very different skill from regular writing. You'd think that an occupation focused on the use of language would obsess over every plural and punctuation mark... but I guess some of them use up all their language skills inserting all those "thereins" and "heretofores" and "pursuant tos"... *Laugh*
An author accidentally left her AI prompt in the published version of her novel.

https://futurism.com/fantasy-novel-ai-prompt-copy-style
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šŸ•GeminiGemšŸŽ Author Icon - did you read the article? The prompt asked the AI to rewrite her passage in the style of a different author. And, yes, also, the fact that it was missed in the edit stage was sloppy, indeed. Unprofessional.
šŸ•GeminiGemšŸŽ Author Icon - oh, I just realized you may have misunderstood the use of the word "prompt" to mean a creative writing prompt generated by AI at the request of the author. Here, I believe it means the author provided a prompt (rewrite in the style of XYZ) for the AI.
Oh yeah. Michelle meant that the author prompted AI to write something. Ohhhh, this is hilarious! *Laugh*
I interrupt your heated political debates with this very important linguistic announcement:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/gigil-overcome-cuteness-oxford-english-dictio...
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Dave  Author Icon
Dave Author Icon - This was lovely, thank you for sharing. I was kind of expecting it to be adorable animals or babies, though. *Laugh*
So, I just spent, I dunno, a few months? bingeing "Suits" on Netflix. I finished the series about a week ago. And I was today years old when I realized the double meaning of the title. Clever, Aaron Korsh, very clever. Also, I hereby revoke my writing com membership card. *Quill*
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BrandiwynšŸŽ¶ Author Icon - and that suits them.
Hubby and I have been binging that series as well. It's quite enjoyable, but at least once per episode, hubby goes- drama, drama, drama, Marsha-Marsha-Marsha. So true.
Aiva Raine Author Icon - Agreed!

Luckily, I'm a professional music educator. I *Heart* DRAMA. *Laugh*
We are overdue in coining the words "gigalomaniac" and "terralomaniac." #keepingupwithtech
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"I'm just a gigalo, and everywhere I go, I tell people why I'm there..."
In the category, "Sometimes even the Oxford comma doesn't entirely prevent ambiguity," I just read the following Google review for a local Goodwill location:

Clean, cheap, and pleasant staff.

I'll take a dozen, please.
*Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person**Person*
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Sure it's not for a brothel?
Robert Waltz Author Icon - I'm not sure of anything anymore, but if it is, I'll take two dozen, please.
So the employees shower regularly, make minimum wage, and don't take out their frustrations on the customers.

I must admit, I've never been to a business where I felt the need to investigate the hygiene habits of the employees.
I think I may have just slept through NaNo. *Quill**Books3**Books1*
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I actively ignored it. I tend to instinctively avoid anything that's a "groupspeak/groupthink" type project and NaNo seems very much a rahrah cheerleading thing.
Aiva Raine Author Icon - You're probably correct about it being a cheerleading kind of thing, but we all need a little cheering up and cheering on, at times. So, IMHO NaNoWriMo is generally a good idea. Like almost anything, it's not for everyone.
Humble Poet PNG and less Author Icon -
Agreed- I'm bah humbug about stuff like that, but it doesn't mean that it isn't fine for others.
I'll be in Tulum tomorrow, if anyone wants me to pass on a message to the Mayan gods. šŸ‡²šŸ‡½šŸÆā˜€ļøšŸø

Happy Thanksgiving!
Hannah Gadsby on "high functioning autism" and going from teacher's pet to teacher's nemesis in one lesson.

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I was teacher's pet until the same teacher expelled me.
In all seriousness, as one who works with children on the spectrum, this was actually VERY helpful.
Annette Author Icon - That must have been devastating. *Heart*
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Let me get this straight: After years of hearing from English teachers and Stephen King - writer that we should limit adverbs in our writing, now Google is telling us to use more, if we want search algorithms to rank our blogs and other web copy?? According to this article from SEO experts at Yoast, we should incorporate transition words (aka, conjunctive adverbs) in at least 30% of our sentences.

https://yoast.com/transition-words-why-and-how-to-use-them/#h-what-does-the-transition-word-check-in-yoast-seo-do  Open in new Window.
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Walk quickly but do not run.
Walk slowly but never saunter.

And learn how to flâner. Je suis un flaneur.
BrandiwynšŸŽ¶ Author Icon - I just explained that to someone here. 10 weeks of whatever.
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Ain't she a woman?

Well, yes, she was, but she never actually said it that way. See for yourself:

https://www.thesojournertruthproject.com/compare-the-speeches  Open in new Window.

I may be addicted to the Facebook "Snooze for 30 days" button.
It's NaNoWriMo, so I'm just gonna leave this here: https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

What?? Just resurrecting an old tradition.
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I haven't seen this cookie in awhile. How many years have it been? *Laugh*

We get do competitive over this back then.
Elycia Lee ☮ Monday Author Icon - I am not sure how many years it has been, but if I could find my saves from all those years ago, I probably have soooo many cookies now!
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LinnAnn -Book writer Author Icon - Reno is Pacific time. *Thumbsup*
BrandiwynšŸŽ¶ Author Icon - I just never think of it. lol I'm trying to clean house because it won't get done during November. roflol
LinnAnn -Book writer Author Icon - same here. getting angel eggs done for midnight, and also working on table, no room on it at all right now.
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