Hi! I'm Manu. Please, keep in mind as you read this review that English is my second language.
Praise!
Loved this! This whole excerpt is great and creative.
I've long suspected that my offspring practised one-upmanship when it came to hurting themselves. Somewhere, there still exists an invisible scoreboard with appropriate columns and points for such items as: bloodiest wound, most bruises from a single fall, most stitches, biggest plaster cast, the greatest number of injured body parts, the keenest emergency room visitor, the most trips in an ambulance, (actually I've won this category, but not as a victim), and the piece de resistance: who has freaked Mom out the best!
Liked the use of three here. It was a gamble. I think it paid off.
Should I refer to them as accidents or adventures or misadventures? Perhaps they are incidents or predicaments? Certainly, they were unforeseen, unfortunate, and untimely.
Lovely
I'm fairly certain and unbiased as only a mother can be,
Suggestions!
I'm not sure about this one, but I think the that should probably be something more indicative of time, such as, 'during which'. I might be wrong on this one though.
In Ontario, May is recognized as the month that/ during which outdoor enthusiasts return to the fine tradition of camping.
I'm not sure if the word eventful is supposed to transmit the negativity that would prompt the sentence following it.
Camping has always been eventful for us. Don't get me wrong, we did manage to have fun.
This sentence felt a bit long to read. Perhaps a few changes such as skipping the first that and adding a few commas could help
I don't anticipate that my two daughters , who have experienced their own fair share of "incidents" , will disagree that their brother has officially won all of the above.
The use of 'appears' here felt a bit ambiguous (since the word can also mean 'seems')
My eldest appears to inform me that her brother "is stuck in an army tank".
I think you're meant to use a vocative comma.
"Hi , Mom."
This felt hard to read. Perhaps a comma would help.
Like any mother involved in the rescue of her child knows , time ceases to exist.
In this sentence, the three 'or's felt strange. Perhaps substituting the first one for a comma might help.
Perhaps it was the claustrophobic space or/, my helplessness or rising fear for my son, but I suggested something radical.
Oh, man! What a story. I do hope it's all fiction to be honest. Great read!!
It was nice reviewing you, SandraLynn!
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