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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. The Muffin Man. He's real. My lampshade told me so.:
 Do you know the muffin man?
       The muffin man?        
       What the muffin man?        
       No. But I like Muffins.        
       The muffin man!        
       Ooh, did you just mention the muffin man?        
       Wtf?        
2. RIP, little hamster. We knew you well.:
 How would you feel if your hamster was eaten by a gorilla?
       His name was Ham Hams, and I wuved him so.        
       NO! NO! OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD NOT MY HAMSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?        
       I'd cry for a minute or two. Then eat the gorilla.        
       That’s it! It’s time to set up the SPCFHFG. (The society for the protection of cute fluffy hamsters from gorillas)        
       He deserves a state funeral. All pay homage to the hamster king, Ham hams.        
       Wtf?        
3. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
4. Spare Time:
  What Do you do in your spare time?
       Drink coffee. And that can really make you HIGH. Like, ceiling high, man.        
       Stuff. Lots of stuff. And then some more stuff. Because stuff is cool.        
       I am the evil overlord of the universe, and you will suffer from my all powerful mega death ray of rainbow sparkles.        
       Burning things by accident because my cooking is TERRIBLE        
       Somebody ate my remote :’(        
       Wtf?        
5. Yarr, it be pirate speak, yarr.:
 Yarr Harr! Ye be a conocious Bewiddler! Bow to the Dindjuns.
       Yarr.        
       My brain hurts. :'(        
       hope you don't mind me asking. WHAT THE HELL ARE DINDJUNS??        
       Yes, I am your servant and I'll never take your nail file again        
       If I bow to them, will they chop off my head?        
       Wtf?        
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