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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Potato of questionable content:
 Did you take my rabid potato away from me?
       Yes, and I ATE it. Should have heard the screams.        
       It was not rabid! It just had shaving foam on it.        
       No, it ran away on its own. On tiny little stumpy legs.        
       I am the potato god, give me your potatoes.        
       Stay away from that fork, crazy person.        
       Wtf?        
2. Whenever in doubt, let the Zombieness take you over.:
 Your reaction if you saw a zombie pony would be…
       Ooh! A pony! It’s so cute and adorable and...I think it just ate my finger.        
       I want it I want it I want it I want it. Mummy, Buy me one. NOW.        
       Pony want an apple? Here, a nice juicy apple. No, wait, that’s not an apple, no ... AAAHH!!!        
       I think I can see my missing calculator in its ribcage.        
       THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. HALP.        
       Wtf?        
3. Yarr, it be pirate speak, yarr.:
 Yarr Harr! Ye be a conocious Bewiddler! Bow to the Dindjuns.
       Yarr.        
       My brain hurts. :'(        
       hope you don't mind me asking. WHAT THE HELL ARE DINDJUNS??        
       Yes, I am your servant and I'll never take your nail file again        
       If I bow to them, will they chop off my head?        
       Wtf?        
4. It's a bitter life.:
 Why is my lemonade by the window.
       Magic. Wooooo.        
       I don't know, why is there a dodo in the kitchen?        
       Its because you put it there.        
       My mummy sez I should stop pwaying the computer.        
       It was playing hide and seek with the broom.        
       Wtf?        
5. Train spotting! :D:
 Can you direct me to the nearest Train Station?
       No.        
       DON'T ASK ME, GO AWAY        
       Please give me your shoe, I would love to chew on it.        
       Sure! If you give me everything you own.        
       I ate a chocolate biscuit. Is that a crime?        
       Wtf?        
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