Chimp at the vet

Chimp at the vet

There is no poem on the net
About the chimpanzee.
So I must now compose that
For the community.

Behold, the chimp, chimpansists say
Is a fearful animal
Yet keep cool when chimps cross your way
They are not so terrible.

Let me tell you why they think
Of tiny chimps as beasts:
Vets often say unpleasant things
Each time they see these sweets.

Whenever a vet comes with his smile
The chimp bites like a crocodile
And if the vet is still too silly
He bites with double intensity.

So if you meet such little creature
Keep in mind this chimpy feature!
Don't take him to the local vet,
Or if you do it, you'll regret.