I continue with my story of a private eye/shapeshifter with a rotten atitude |
Felicity Black “This vamp must be drinking crack-laced blood or is utterly insane. I’m defiantly out of my league,” I mumbled to myself as I stared at the computer screen to read. ‘Guarded with the most advanced equipment (for the item is priceless) and by at least several guards at all times are only a few of the thing that make the Goblet of Shanka the most dangerous heist known to man. Only four people have tried to retrieve the goblet. Unfortunately all of them mysteriously disappeared while holding it. Suspicion of foul play is very high, though there has never been an investigation. The Goblet of Shanka is an incredibly mysterious find. No one is exactly sure of its powers. A voodoo high priestess named Shanka supposedly forged the goblet with the intention of calling on the dead in order to gather their strength making her a supreme being. More than vampire or human. A demigod. Shanka fortunately was killed in the middle of the ritual. She never got to see if her most dangerous and powerful magic would work. Around the 1500s, a vampire got their hands on the goblet. It is said that this vampire “god” actually was real for a time. Supposedly, he was overthrown and killed, yet again. No one knows what would happen if someone did find the secret of the goblet again. But we can speculate if someone did come to have as much power as Shanka, the world would end and The Drinker would control the Earth.’ “Lovely,” I growled. I sat there thinking about what I had read. Creepy is one thing, but this was something else. Nothing fazes me much. It can’t in my line of work, but this did. It made me feel dirty and uneasy. I decided that a shower would do me good and help me formulate my plan. After exiting the shower, mentally, I forged my plan. I would scope out the museum first and check for week points. After detecting those, I will find away to grab the most elusive object known to man. Lastly, I will get the stupid sippy-cup to Arthur and collect my cash. I feel like paying off my debts and maybe buying a new car. The next morning I awoke to a flaming ball of hell staring me right in the eye. I don’t really like the sun. I dressed in my usual gear, black trench, trousers, T- shirt, and my ever faithful combat boots. People say I should dress more colorfully. I usually stand silently and stare them down. Instantly, they remember that they have an appointment else where and split. It’s not that I’m mean to people (that’s a blatant lie), I just prefer black rather than looking like a leprechaun’s rainbow threw-up on me. I walked up to the museum. I couldn’t believe this chunk of cement could hold this thing. It just didn’t seem right that something so old and powerful could be in this building. But it doesn’t matter what I think. I guess I better take a look at the thing that will probable give me twenty to life in a quaint cement cell. “Howdy there. How you’al doin’? I’m Darcy. You wanna tour?” said the guide. She was blonde, about fifteen with a southern drawl. She made me cringe. She looked me in the eye which was a mistake. She quietly looked down and smoothed out her matching tweed skirt. Brownie points for not running away. “I’m just going to look around for my million dollars,” I responded truthfully. Laughing nervously, Darcy responded, “Okay, I’ll be on my way.” She tuned on her pink heels and walked away. This just proves that when you tell the truth no one believes you, so it’s better to just lie. My combat boots echoed loudly as I walked across the large corridor toward the room marked Ancient Artifacts. Gold blinded me when I entered the room. It covered every inch of the room. The sight made my head swim. “Wow,” was all I managed to whisper. There was my million dollar baby. It stood in the center of all these riches in a simple glass box. I thought the goblet would be encrusted with jewels, but it wasn’t. The famous Shanka Goblet was a roughly carved wooden goblet, nothing more. Ironically, this, of all the things in this room was the most valuable. I let out a low whistle. It was answered by one of seven guards leaning on the wall. They were lined up like toy soldiers decked out with buzz cuts, fifty inch arms and automatic machine guns. The guard in question was big about 250 pounds. He had a buzz cut like the rest, but side burns from Ireland to Siberia. His brown eyes swept over me then the room silently taking stock of the gold and jewels. I felt a twinge of satisfaction that he thought I could have already stolen something right under his nose. The words, “in time” came to head. I gave a weak smile. He just looked at me. I walked up the altar that held my prize. It looked encased in a simple glass box. I could smell the magic rolling off of it like an old women’s strong perfume. |