St. Paddy's Day

Hooray hooray
For St. Paddy's day
When from my nose
Green beer does spray

Why so? Says you
Don’t act so crude
But Leprechauns
Just scare me good

I ordered a spud
In an Irish pub
And guess who shows up
With me grub?

He startled me
So I flung him, see
He stuck to the screen
Of the pub TV

And now whenever
We watch TV weather
The sun shines through
His cap with a feather
And his wooly sweater
And his pants of leather
This is not getting better
Peel ‘im off, lads, peel ‘im off…