Road Rash

Road Rash
To the tune of "Yesterday"
By The Beatles

Such a jerk,
Older brother, he was such a jerk
And he borrowed that big van from work
Oh Brother dear, you are a jerk

Parking lot…
Doing “Doughnuts” like a drunken sot
And the cargo doors they were not locked
I was back there, and then guess what?

When , he, turned a curve,
Doors unfurled,
And out I went,

Landed, on my butt
Left a great
Asphalt imprint!

Brother fair,
Took a while to see I wasn’t there,
With the road rash in my underwear
So I walked home
For another pair!