Recipe for Everyday Disasters

Its that same old thing, you know?
Its like a predictable cycle, a recipe
You repeat with slightly altered ingredients

Cut up a little first meeting
Add in some group encounters
And just an ounce of a budding friendship;
Crushy crumbles add good flavor but risk the outcome

Mix it all up nice and good,
Get the friend and the crush especially confused
For seasoning we suggest a lot of tension
With a hint of similarity and perhaps a dash of intrigue
Plus 2 fl. oz of conversation (at least; do not drain)

Allow to stew at 37.5 degrees for a couple of weeks
Intermittent datings ensure the contents don't stick to the bottom
(Although some people prefer that rich, burnt taste)
When removing from the usual topics, handle with great care, for the contents may be extremely hot

We suggest an investigation with the aid of friends or astrology picks,
Whatever is available
If not ready, return to usual topics for a few more weeks, and lubricate with cups of conversation
If burnt out, throw away (or store in friendship), rinse, and repeat.

Eventually the drudgery is eaten,
Processed, digested, absorbed and excreted
And despite strong, challenging beliefs
The crookery eventually, repetitively, begins anew

Its that same old thing, you know?
Its like a predictable cycle, a recipe
You repeat with slightly altered ingredients