The Ninja Story

So one day, I was sitting here at my computer, minding my own business. It was very nice outside. The sun was out, 70 degrees. I was in my computer room, which is right next door to my bedroom and also 3 stories high. I was on the computer talking to my friend Dave Hall, when out of no where, my window in my bedroom shattered. It startled me and I got up to see what it was. Behold, it was a ninja.
He was dressed in all black, holding two samurai swords. Holy shit I thought. The ninja leaped at me, swung both swords, but I ducked, kicked him in the nuts, and ran to my stairs. I got to the bottom and entered my hallway when another ninja jumped out of my parent’s room. He swung his sword, but missed as I ducked once more. The first ninja caught the blow of the sword, his head was sliced off. I continued to run in my bathroom. I locked the door. The ninja then began to chop through the door. I quickly opened the bathroom window. I jumped out on top of the roof which is 2 stories high.
I began to panic for I knew I would break my legs if I jumped. I heard the ninja begin to break through the door and he swung his sword at my legs. I jumped but as I jumped another ninja popped down from the top of my 3rd story roof. We both started rolling down the roof, until we fell off. The ninja grabbed hold of the gutter and I fell clinging onto his legs, 10 feet from ground now.
The ninja from the bathroom finally jumped out. He looked down at me and I knew if I let go, he could climb down and chase me. But I had an idea. I knew these ninjas where smart, but not that smart. I started to climb the ninja holding on to the gutter. As I got close the other one on top realized I was getting closer. He swung his sword down at me, I let go of the ninja and fell to the ground. The ninja that swung missed me and stabbed the ninja in the back, killing him.
So the ninja jumped down and started chasing me. I did what I thought what was best and ran back into the house. But there was something I dreaded the most...another ninja. I was now in the kitchen, face to face with another one. The other ninja ran into the kitchen, I used my cat like reflects a dodged another strike while the other one swung at me. His sword got caught into the ground and swung with the other one. I ducked and he struck the refrigerator, therefore crossing his arms in an awkward position.
The other ninja behind me tried to kick me but I dodged to the side, grabbed his leg, and flipped him to the ground. I grabbed the sword stuck to the ground and whipped it at the ninja still standing. He moved out of the way, got the other sword unhooked. We began to duel with each other as I backed into the dining room. The other ninja then joined us.
I was now facing two ninjas with one sword while one had one sword and the other with two swords. I jumped on the dining room table to get higher ground. The ninja with two swords got up on too and we began to hack at each other. He swung one sword at my head which I blocked with my sword and his other sword at my feet, but I jumped. The other ninja tried to stab my back but I turned to dodge just in time. Then the most miraculous thing happened.
My door busted opened, and it was none other then Dave Hall, equipped with two samurai swords.
He jumped on my table to help me with the ninja with two swords. I jumped off to fight the other ninja to make it equal. The ninja and I began to clash. I would strike but he would block, then he would strike but I would block. He went for my head but I was too quick for him and block and then try to spin and get his legs. He would jump, thrust his sword into my back but I would block as I turned around. Dave and his ninja where clashing with four swords. They danced on the table and Dave would go for legs and block with his other. The ninja would stop that and then go for his chest, but Dave used his agility and got out of the way. My ninja then ran outside onto my porch.
We began to duel once again out there. He jumped on my ledge to get higher ground. I swiped at his feet and as he jumped I threw down my sword and grabbed his legs, pulling them forward so he would fall backwards, smashing his back onto the ledge. He had then dropped backwards head first into the ground. He was dazed and hurt. I grabbed both swords, jumped down and sliced his head off. I ran back inside to help Dave out. I got to the dining room, but no one was there. I ran out to the kitchen and looked out back. Dave was running to the alley and started to head down. I knew why. There were about 10 ninjas where jumping off my roof and started to chase Dave.
I gathered my courage and chased the ninjas. I took at left after my driveway, past a garage. I stopped in my tracks and noticed every single ninja was standing still. I looked around the ninjas to see what stopped them, and there was the most astonishing thing I have ever seen.
In the front was Dave Hall leading a group of people. Not just any ordinary group of people, but the Lake Cliff Crew.
The Lake Cliff Crew is a special group of people that I hang out with during the summer. They are also known as my best friends. It was the whole crew, standing behind Dave, each with two swords. Dave then ran forward towards the ninjas. The ninjas then ran at L.C.C. They all clashed. I ran in to fight. I got stuck with one ninja.
Me and him where fighting to death. He swung and missed. I swung and missed. I got caught of his leg, chopped it off, and then sliced his head off. I looked to see Corey Burick stuck with one. Corey kick the ninja in the gut, the ninja lost his wind and struck. The ninja blocked it somehow, but Corey finished him with a striking blow to the gut. Pat Holmes got caught up with two ninjas until Kenny Kalie came to the rescue. Pat missed the ninja, and killed Kenny. Pat got his balance back, stabbed one ninja, and then used his other sword to kill the other ninja. Jenny Mcshane was in a hand to hand combat with a ninja because Jenny struck the ninja so hard, there swords cracked, and so they dropped them both to fight. Jenny blocked a kick, then punched him in the chest, then dropkicked him in the face. She then grabbed his head, twisted it, and killed him.
Brendan Poulson got sick of using swords so he threw them down and judo chopped a ninja to the throat. The ninja lost breathe so Brendan punched him in the chest and cracked all of his ribs. He then punched him in the face so hard that the face caved in. Brendan then pushed him over and the ninja was dead. Kelce and Jordan where fighting one ninja. The one ninja would dodge a swipe and then shoot back at Kelce. Jordan used that to her advantage and stabbed the ninja’s calf. Kelce chopped off the ninja’s right arm. The ninja fell to the ground and the twins stabbed him at the same time to kill it. Nick Blake was in the fun while one ninja tried to stab Nick’s throat but Nick dodged it. Nick swung one at the ninja’s thigh to stun him. The ninja fell to his knees, but the ninja swung at Nicks shins. Nick blocked with one sword, took the other stabbed him in the chest. He left the sword in the chest, and Nick used his other sword and sliced his head off. Matt Zewe lost one his swords because when he whiffed he let go one of the swords. Matt tried to hold off the ninja as much as possible with one sword. He had to use is little bit of agility he has to dodge and block with his sword. Finally he caught a break and the ninja missed, Matt used this and grabbed the sword out of his hand, stabbed the ninja’s stomach, turned pulled it out and then chopped the head off.
It seemed it was going to be too hard to fight all of these ninjas. 5 more just jumped out of no where to start fighting us. Then Bobby Boucher jumped off a garage to join the battle. He got caught with two ninjas. Bobby stabbed a ninja in the faced, and with his other sword he sliced off the other ninjas legs. He pulled the sword out of the ninjas face, so both ninjas where on there knees. Bobby spun and sliced both heads off simultaneously. I took one sword and threw it at one ninja. It flew into his face as I ran at him. I pulled the sword out, threw at another ninja, took another sword, cut off another ninjas head, and then chopped the already dead ninja’s body in half.
There was one more ninja left. This wasn't any ordinary ninja though. It was dressed in red. The swords he carried were a lot bigger and bulkier. The L.C.C. surrounded him in a circle. Dave jumped in to fight him but that was no good because the ninja practically almost killed Dave with one strike, so Dave backed out. No one wanted to go in to him. He was too dangerous and too lethal. Finally I mustered up courage and ran at him. We both fought. I sliced and missed; he grabbed hold of me with his bare hand and threw me to the ground, throwing my swords at Kenny’s dead body. The end was here, the red ninja closed in on me as everyone watched. The raised his sword to kill me.
But then, a bullet sounded through the air, and struck his head. The ninja fell face first on top of me. Everyone turned to see who it was. I pushed the ninja aside to see who it shot him. Down the alley sat a blue van.
Standing outside the van was my brother, Jake Byers, holding a sniper rifle with a cigarette in his mouth. He threw the cigarette to the ground stomped on it and said "You guys are fucking gay" He got back in his van, U-turned, and drove away.
All of the ninjas were dead and I sighed in relief and couldn't believe what had happened. Everyone was happy it was over and they all went home. I came back upstairs to my computer and went back online.
I looked out my back window and saw something....or someone?

It was Chuck Norris