:Click expect continuous thunder, heavy rains will wash the lands (flip) it’s hellishly hot down here at Spring…Break…Paradise we’re down on the sand the girls are in bikinis we’ve been groovin ,kickin it, havin a good time, and we’ll show you clips of all that later but now what you’ve been waiting for it’s britney’s latest (flip) dear god she’s been exploited ,beaten, and left for dead - why you’re exactly right ,see here, the evidence points in just one direction …ladies,gentlemen… i suspect i know just whom this vile perpetrator is (flip) Pepsi: Generation Next (flip) Coca-Cola: Real (flip) CHARGE! bring those howitzers out here they oughtta do the trick (flip) the worker ant slaves tirelessly gaining little reward for his constant effort; these drones thanklessly maintain the empire of the queen ;a thunderstorm ,some cruel act of god, batters their tiny world (flip) and the lord made it rain for forty days and forty nights (flip) leaving six dead and dozens more injured ...in other news :guess who's married again (flip) "Shut Up" "don't YOU tell Me to Shut UP, You SHUT UP" (flip) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (flip) there are all sorts of friendly animals down on the farm ...there are sheep , dogs , cows , workhorses ,and who can forget, all the little piggies (flip) down on the ground! DO IT NOW! put your hands behind your head (flip) WoW! what a devastating take down by jones ,did you see that? let's look at that again (flip) it slices , it dices it chops , it filets and best of (flip) all right chip all you have to do is eat two slugs and three spiders to get your team to the (flip) next time on our show we'll tell you how one of you favorite hollywood stars lost over sixty pounds in under six months (flip) that's completely ludicrous ,be honest now, will this war ever end? (flip) senior officials are calling this latest attack a terrible tragedy during a just and necessary struggle (flip) the price of oil spiked again today soaring to never before seen highs (flip) but what about the children? won't somebody Pleeeeese think about the Chilllllldren (flip) we're still here in front of the Santa Monica courthouse anxiously awaiting the final verdict (flip) Da da duh Dum Dummmmmmmmmm, I'm Lovin' It. so bud ,tell me, where are we now? why this here's the killin floor. the killing floor? yessirreee bob; uhhh, that is this here's where all of that there livestock grazing outside is humanely ,and mighty quickly too, slaughtered (flip) Mmmmmmm rump roast (flip) Joanne i know that you know that i slept with your sister AnnaJo but Damn It! i also know that you're having my Baby and and and Baby i LO... (flip) a story you won't want to miss (flip) okay people what i need for you to do and what you yourselves need to start doing is to stop talking and just listen alright? and when you're sure the other person's listening you're gonna open up and say (flip) Oprah! Oprah! Oprah! (flip) we'll be right back (flip) do you want more? well we're giving you more (flip) hit me baby one more time (flip) all this can ,and more, could be yours for just ten easy payments (flip) thanks for joining us tonight we hope you had as much fun out there as we did in here (flip) join us again next week :same bat time :smae bat channel Click: |