Fire & Ice

The Ice Queen scans the Frothy Kingdom looking for her next opponent,
Winds of War sweep across her desolate heart of frozen splendor,
Men of Valor have come and gone battling her icy demeanor,
None have surpassed her determination, her grit, or the coldness within her.

Springtime bliss came like a fiery kiss from enchanted lover,
A Fiery Suitor from the South came to challenge this barren mother,
"Hark thou Witch with ice running thru your bloodless veins,"
"I challenge you to a battle of wits in the ultimate game of love for hire!"

The Ice Queen swept in like a blizzard bent on hellbound destruction,
Icicles flew from her frosted mouth and her white cloak glittered with diamonds,
"Who doth are thee with fire and brimstone to mock my vaunted castle,"
"Stormy winds will come for thee stranger as doth North Gales from yonder!"

Fiery Suitor rides in on steed flaming of orange and red flames,
Sunlight dances from his eyelids and golden rays reflect from his gaze,
"Your days of frozen might and icy shards of terror have come to an end,"
"You will melt before me like a heated lover midst orgasmic pleasure I spread!"

Snow furies rush from the Ice Queen as blizzards fall from the Heavens,
Storm clouds race and frightened animals rush to gain needed cover,
"What is thy bidding insolent one with mouth venting hellish thunder?"
"Tell me now what you intend to do before I freeze your jewels to plunder!"

Darkness falls on the gilded champion as the temperature falls down under,
Pain and glory are but fleeting images for the fighter whose lost sight,
Flames shoot forth and the rallying cry from within shouts so forth,
"Damn ye be the Ice Queen...give up thy Kingdom or turn ice to dust!"

Laughing in mockery, the Ice Queen howled in all her monstrous fright,
"You are but a mere mortal come to do battle with the Goddess of Ice,
"Go back to your lands of fairies, angels, and gnomes that run like rabbits!"
"Depart before I turn you into one of the stumbling icebergs that bump in sea!"

Fighting back his fears and confronting the darkness that surrounds him,
The Hero throws light back into the shadows of the night to rein in the cold,
Fiery Suitor pins the Ice Queen to the rock and ravishes her where stand,
Plunging his steely sword in her frozen tundra til' melting snow washed away.

"You have been conquered and now I have settled the Age old Score,"
"Today Fire has defeated Ice...honor and dignity to this Land I do restore!"