Billy Breese’s Strange Sneezes

If you are ever in the presence of Billy Bartholomew Breese
When he happens to show signs of an oncoming sneeze
Run away fast and be sure not to freeze
Because you may have to climb some very tall trees
Or you might have to run until your lungs wheeze
For the reason that when Billy Bartholomew Breese
Lets out even the smallest (achew) sneeze
He somehow sneezes out bumble bees
Black and yellow bees as far as the eyes can sees
I mean big old buzz, buzz, buzzing nasty type bees
Bees that sting you from your elbows to your knees
Bees whose bites leave bumps the size of snow peas
Bees whose stingers are as long as golf tees
Bees who will make your clothes into swiss cheese
Bees that will give you a fever of 104 degrees
Bees that even the local bee expert Senor Cocheez
Absolutely positively most surely agrees
Make normal bees look no larger than fleas
So make me a promise and please, please, PLEASE
Run for the hills and set sail for the seas
Whenever you hear Billy Bartholomew Breese
Sniffle, sniffle, Ah - Ah - AAAAAACHEEEEW, - SNEEZE!

THE END

(OUCH! I’ve been stung by one of Billy’s darn bees!)