Bees

One day I was outside a playing by the apple tree,
When all of a sudden I was stung by a Bumble Bee;
I hurried to the door to go inside,
When, what do you think came and stung my pride;
That Darn Bumble Bee was a following Me,
As I jerked and I swatted, as in battle, you see;
That Darn Bumble Bee was getting the best of Me,
But, I finally got free of that Darn Bumble Bee;
And I reached and I grabbed for the door,
As he went and stung me once more!

As I ran through the house, tracking dirt everywhere,
That Darn Bumble Bee followed my derriere;
I swung and I kicked,
Trying hard not to be licked;
When all of a sudden my mom gave me a spat,
And where do you think that Darn Bee Sat!
But, right there on my moms clean floor,
Looking just as dead as a door;
I swept up the bee with the dirt I'd dragged in,
And went outside to throw it in the bin;
When all of a sudden I was attacked on the chin,
By what I believe, was that Darn Bumble Bees Kin.

I ran and I ran, to try to get away,
But they acted like they meant to stay;
I ran into the neighbors yard,
And ended up falling really hard;
Knocking myself unconscious,
While a dog was being abnoxious;
When I came to, I was swollen all over,
But the bees were fighting with Rover;
So, I got myself up and hurried away,
Looking back every step, for fear that they may-
Be following me back to my house, you see,
For now I Know What Bees Can Do To Me.