THOSE BELLS DRIVE ME NUTS!

A parody written for the song "Silver Bells". Imagine the tune as you read this.

Silver bells, silver bells, it’s Christmas time and its icky.
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring, as children paw you with hands that are sticky.
City sidewalks, all the street talk, the pushing crowd sure has guts.
Someone shoot those darned bells, for they’re driving me nuts!

Silver bells, silver bells, the streets decorated with style,
but I swear I’ll go crazy if I have to walk another mile.
Children laughing, people passing, no ifs, and, or buts.
Those clanging bells are driving me nuts!

Silver bells, silver bells, you’re making my head ache.
Ringing all day, from the sound I could use a break.
Busy shoppers shoving past me, and I’m wearing fresh cuts.
Those noisy darned bells are driving me nuts!