Squall's Birthday

I don't own any of these characters, so stop sending your ninjas Squarenix!


Squall held Rinoa tighter as they kissed. She seductively licked his lips and nuzzled closer to her boyfriend, looking into the sapphires in his eyes. Squall took in her beauty, the silky black hair, bottomless wells of emotion in her eyes, her light breath upon which rode the sweet scent of… pedigree chow?
Squall opened his eyes and was greeted by another lick from Angelo.

“Off” he grunted as he shifted suddenly and fell awkwardly off the bed. Angelo easily landed on her paws and trotted over to the brunette standing in the doorway. Rinoa rewarded Angelo with a scratch behind her ears and looked up at Squall with fake tears.

“Oh Squall, I’m shocked. What are you doing with this other woman in your bed…? I thought we had something… special…” Rinoa teased.

“Whatever.” Squall mumbled as he shuffled past her into the bathroom.

“Hey, we are all meeting up at the café in half an hour for breakfast” Rinoa sang through the bathroom door. “The others sent me up here to give you that message, and… and to do awfully lewd things to you!” She was answered with the sound of the toilet flush.

“Hello? Is this thing on?” Rinoa asked her imaginary microphone.

-

Twenty minutes later Squall arrived at the café. It was not yet too busy and he saw only two groups, one calmly drinking tea and enjoying pleasant conversation, the other was a mess of flying cake and flipped tables. He sighed and walked towards his unruly friends.

The first one he saw was Irvine laying semi-conscious on the ground a few feet from the others, Selphie was hopping around singing a special “Selphie” song about coffee cakes, Quistis stood fist extended, a vein bulging in her forehead, and Rinoa sat calmly among the chaos, casually blotting a large wet spot on her blouse.

“Hi hi!” greeted Selphie “Hi Squall! You’re here!” “Oh wow, you absolutely definitely must tryTHEnewESPRESSOblend!” Squall could swear she started to vibrate. Rinoa noticed the bewildered Squall, gave him a chagrined look and a shrug.

“Honestly, the nerve of that cretin!” Quistis uttered and sat down. Irvine was usually the focus of Quistis’ anger and could be found either on the ground or strung by her whip.

“Hey Squall, I mean… Commander Leonheart SIR!” Irvine approached with a mock salute.

“Shut up dumbass” Squall growled it was too early for idiots and he didn’t have to maintain his image anymore “I told you… don’t call me Commander, that’s in the past”.

“Squall, I’m getting some more drinks. Want me to get you something?” Rinoa smiled.

“Please madam, it would be my pleasure to assist you” Irvine got to his feet.

Quistis growled “You should… seeing you spilled most of Rin’s water on her chest”.

“An accident I assure you. So my lady, shall we?”

“Black with…” Squall started to say.

“Three sugars.” Rinoa finished for him, she already knew. Squall nodded and gave a small smile. As he watched the two leave for the coffee stand, he saw Rinoa put her arm around Irvine’s.

“Whatever” he mumbled.

-

“You want me to what?” Rinoa whispered incredulously as they started walking away from the table.

“Put your arm through mine, it’ll drive him crazy” Irvine winked.

Rinoa giggled “OK”. She did so and looked back but Squall wasn’t watching. Suddenly Rinoa was being pulled very forcefully.

“Irvine!” Rinoa wondered what her friend was doing when she saw that Irvine’s other arm was in the clamp known as “Selphie’s kung fu grip“.

“WHEEEE! Coffee and bear claws!”

“Selphie, stop! Heel! Nein! Cease fire!” Irvine yelled as they narrowly missed an elderly couple. Selphie soared over a table, Irvine hit it face first and Rinoa was smart enough to let go some time ago.

“Selphie, what are you doing?” Rinoa asked breathless.

Selphie hopped back over the smashed table and landed squarely on Irvine’s chest “Quistis said I should keep an eye on this pervert!”

-

“How are you doing?” Quistis asked.

“I’m good.”

“Well, Rinoa seems happier. Must be because she gets to see your “cheery” face every day.”

“…”

Quistis laughed, no matter how much Squall’s personality had improved, he always became silent when his relationship with Rinoa came up.

“Quistis, do you think Rinoa... I mean… is Rinoa… really happy with someone like me?”

“Sure Squall, she loves you.”

“Yeah…” Squall stuffed a mini muffin in his mouth.

“Squall, what’s going on? AH! I get it, you’re going to propose!” Quistis joked.


A frantic minute later, Quistis had accomplished, via Heimlich Maneuver, to stop Squall from choking and clear his airway.

-

Selphie returned with Rinoa. Irvine dragged behind, weighed down by coffee and cake.

“…walk slower.” Irvine unskillfully dropped the huge pile onto the table and bent over to catch his breath.

“You guys… are so mean to me… why?” Irvine pointed without looking up. Suddenly his ‘fight or flight’ instinct kicked in and he realized his finger was probing Quistis’ right breast. Poke. Poke. Poke?

“Imbecile!” With a flash of red aura, Quistis punched Irvine up into the air, juggled him with her whip and punted him away.

Rinoa noticed that Squall was getting ready to leave. “Headed back so soon! Come on, sit down… let’s talk.”

“Talk?” Squall was getting very nervous.

“Uh, yeah… how are you doing?” mental slap

“I mean, nice weather huh?” double mental slap

“Here’s your coffee.” Rinoa shoved the cup towards Squall.

“Thank you.”

Rinoa and Squall noticed that the others were watching them.

“I guess maybe we should go” Rinoa blushed and slightly nodded to the others.

-

The walk back was as expected, Selphie sang a song about the colors of the vehicles that passed by and most of the way, Quistis dragged Irvine by her whip tied to his ankles. Rinoa walked a little slower and tried putting her arm around Squall’s but he accidentally elbowed her in the breast in surprise. They both walked together red faced.
They stopped in front of Squall’s house

“Hey, what are we doing here?” Squall asked the group

“Well, this is YOUR house. You live here.”

“I KNOW THAT!”

“Come on” Rinoa dragged Squall to the front door. It was unlocked and slightly ajar. Squall immediately pulled Rinoa back out of the doorway.

“Why the heck?” Rinoa had landed on the rest of group and they all got up with much groaning and slapping of Irvine.

“I know that door was locked, let me handle this” Squall picked up a vase full of flowers that Rinoa had bought from a little flower girl in Midgar.

“Squall, put the vase down… and relax” Rinoa said slowly

“Yea, those are our friends in there…” Selphie was silenced by Quistis

For the second time, Rinoa pulled Squall to the door and opened it.

“Surprise!”


Squall wasn’t really, Selphie had already told him about the party a week ago, but he acted it. “Wow”, he said.


Ellone ran up and grabbed her brother. “Hi, been a while. Happy Birthday!”

Squall shook hands with Cid, who, now that both were retired commanders, he liked a lot more.
Zell offered Squall a plate of hot dog appetizers.
Edea handed him a cup of punch, and immediately took it back after she found out that Seifer had spiked it.
Rinoa fed Angelo a few hot dog treats; Selphie, Quistis, Zell and most of the rest of the people also fed Angelo a few hot dog treats.

Zell gave Squall another belt to add to the multitude he already wore.
Quistis’ present was a whip (although most people thought that she bought the whip for herself, Irvine thought she bought the whip FOR herself, but he kept his mouth closed).
Ellone gave Squall a sisterly hug.
Irvine gave Squall an autographed picture of himself.
No one knew what Selphie’s gift was because every time she brought it out, the wrapping paper gave people epilepsy.
Laguna, Squall's father, presented Squall with a framed newspaper of the day he was born, and then five more with different days and years because he wasn’t completely sure of Squall’s birthday…
Seifer gave Squall a small pink dress, and walked off with a few of the other people’s gifts.
Cid and Edea bought a beautiful leather sheath and display holder for Squall’s Gunblade.
Ellone gave Squall her real gift, keys to a new motorcycle (everyone was certain she was using her powers to predict chocobo races and stocks)

After the party was over, the group helped clean up and said their goodnights. Irvine shook hands with Squall, slid over to kiss Rinoa and got launched out of the house by a Quistis-Squall double uppercut. Selphie gave Squall a hug, curtsied and elegantly walked off, her sugar high disappeared. Qustis also hugged Squall and whispered something in his ear, he rolled his eyes, nodded and Quistis skipped off with a new whip. Zell gave Squall a birthday punch on the shoulder, Squall gave Zell a birthday threatening with his gunblade.

“Well, see you tomorrow” Rinoa was the last to leave.

“Yeah, goodnight”

Rinoa leaned in and was surprised when Squall pulled her in close. “Thank you Rinoa. For everything”

Rinoa could feel the rings each kept on chains around their necks press against each other. The ring he gave her that day...

“Rinoa?”

"Yes, Squall?"

“Rinoa, I wanted to tell you. I’m glad that…” Squall paused.

Rinoa felt the pressure in the air, she knew that Squall needed his time to say the words she hoped for.

“I’m glad that… No, I mean to say, I lo… I… I’ll see you tomorrow.”

"I'll see you tomorrow? Well, it's as good as it get's for now." Rinoa thought.

“Happy birthday Squall, I'll see you tomorrow.” Rinoa's lips lightly brushed his and when Squall opened his eyes again, she had left, leaving her knight sullen and mentally kicking himself.