Ello Guv'na!!

Ello deh.. Guv'na I'm a bit angry over eah.... Me dog's sniffa broke down about 3 miles outside the nearest watering hole... I'm feelin a bit parched.... so's ol duke eah... I imagine a fella like you didn't find the dessert by choice eitha...

You could say that. Or you could say nothing and continue as you were...

Well ain't that a bite in me ear... I hadn't picked you for a slippery city bloke... what with that ol buisness suit, and snake skin boots an all...

I'm warning you Aussie mind your buisiness... Or I will stuff these 500$ boots in between your two teeth...

Well at ain't an accurate threat at tall.. those is 25 dolla boots... and me got anotha tooth on the back right hand side of me mouth... mum tol' me it was me lucky chewin tooth..

She did ey... well did she remind you not to talk to strange men in business suits...

I reckon she did... but bein you was wearin a cheap suit and boots I hadn't picked you for one... I thought u as bein pretty plain ova deh guvna...

Look Aussie I got no time for small talk... why don't you and your 3 legged K9 with the broken sniffa go walk in circles until you pass out...